#nepofledgling

[lasgalendil]

Okay, but did Lestat even know Daniel was a vampire let alone Armand's fledgling when he signed the documentary deal? Like "get me this annoying mortal Daniel Molloy" and the moment they're first in a room together Lestat takes ONE look at Daniel's Armand-colored eyes and does the sigh/exaggerated eye roll face journey like "Christ I cannot catch a break"

Aka the only thing worse than Armand is Armand's nepobaby and Lestat wasn't even involved yet somehow HE'S the one paying child suppport and doing the child-minding. Louis and Lestat start talking again only because Lestat calls Louis to bitch about fledgling duty.

[night-island-in-my-mind]

(Eric Bogosian) Daniel Molloy + That Goddamn Smirk + Head Tilt

[devilsminionbby]

when people ask why i was so excited to see vampire daniel in action:

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

Lestat has called him "Dan the Man" at some point.

[veryintricaterituals]

Come back to meeeeeee!!

[lasgalendil]

Daniel, struggling against 1 vampire assailant: I'm a full-grown fledgling I don't need protection!

Lestat as he effortlessly rips off a vampire's head and kills him: of course not, mon cher

Louis as he kills Bruce with his sword cane: you're doing amazing, sweetie!

Armand, imprisoning vampires in a morgue fridge unit, hacking them apart, then sewing them back together wrong with weed wacker line to send them screaming and crying as homemade eldritch abominations back to their covens as a warning: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

Daniel: was that my deadbeat maker?

Armand: ...no?

[lasgalendil]

Armand de Proud Papa's nepofledgling has TWO (2!) Pultizers and multiple (MULTIPLE!) best-sellers you know he is absolutely insufferable on the vampire hivemind groupchat like "you want to kill Daniel Molloy? World-famous author Daniel Molloy? Two time Pulitzer-prize winning beloved journalist and best-selling author in the limelight on an international book-promotion tour Daniel Molloy? Go drink sand Santino what have any of YOUR fledglings done recently"