#nerdqueenenterprise

[sixclawsdragon]

@shroom-boi please judge a few samples of the German Food one of my school meal halls is offering tonight

[wordssometimesfail]

CHRIL FOR THE OTP ASK MEME YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!! PLEASE GIVE US SOME CONTENT

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? Christopher murrfucking Pike, full stop. Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? Listen. L i s t e n. They each have a disney movie that Gets Them and each of them teases the other about theirs. Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? Phil, because he was Just That Sleep Deprived. Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? Chris, especially when they’re the only ones in the apartment and there’s no one else it could possibly be. Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? Both of them, because Vengeance. No one remembers who started the war. Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? PHIL. It was the 23rd century equivalent of MasterChef. He has no regrets. Who laughs more during sex? Um excuse you they laugh the same amount. WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? PHIL

send me a ship!

[numberonefrancisforeststan]

@nerdqueenenterprise reblogged your post: hi i’m sock

*sick

ya that's what i meant

[leifor]

nerdqueenenterprise replied to your post “i’ve just realized i don’t remember anything from my childhood before...”

maybe you were abducted by fairies though

hmmmm, aliens or fairies who kidnap me and cure my allergies, tough choice...

who am i kidding, of course i’d choose aliens

[snoji]

did u just say sarek is a dilf??? i'm unfollowing and reporting you what is this!!! (i'm not, you're awesome, but in this case you're Wrong)

please don’t :((( ilyI mean I don’t consider any character as a dilf (or anything i’d like to fuck?? tbh) but…. let’s be real, have you seen him in the new serie? ? ? come on!!!! 

[foxmulderemail]

YOU TOO WOULD DIE FOR BONES!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

yes of course?? i feel like he’s so often mischaracterized and gets a bad rep of being mean/awful/etc. but he’s not?? he has such a good heart and he loves his friends so much

[halfknotangel]

@nerdqueenenterprise tbh i've never paid that much attention to them, but i'd def err on the side of not doing much over *fluttering*

[textsfromstarfleet]

001 with hmm... i don't wanna be obvious and say tos spirk, so maybe aos spirk?

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when I started shipping it if I did: Oh god, uh, immediately? I went into AOS knowing about TOS so I assumed Kirk/Spock were… a thing. So yeah, during the opening credits. 

my thoughts: “I like this ship! It’s exciting!”

What makes me happy about them: how they’re so different and yet perfect for each other.

What makes me sad about them: the fact that they’re somehow, in the year of our lord 2017, still not “cannon”. 

things done in fanfic that annoys me: making Spock so uptight that he calls Jim “captain” even when asked/told to call him “Jim” when it’s shown pretty clearly he knows when it’s appropriate to call him Jim vs Captain when it’s official. (Also making Uhura a b***h just to give Spock a reason to run to Jim. Just… don’t.)

things I look for in fanfic: uhhh good writing? Plot? It depends. 

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Bones (either one of them) or Khan (Kirk, but this is 99% a crack ship)

My happily ever after for them: They get married on Vulcan and Uhura is best man and Bones is maid of honor and Keenser is the ring bearer and Chekov is the flower girl. 

who is the big spoon/little spoon: They switch but if Kirk is “big spoon” he jetpacks. 

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: chess!