#oasis5

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Kitt: omg im watching Say Yes to the Dress

Kitt: and this dude just spent 50k$ on some dresses

Kitt: and im like

Kitt: NO TO THAT DRESS!! NO!!!

Chrysu: LOL

[therainbowroad]

chrys and spork are looking at things and they saw some drawing of merc and all i here is this WHEEZING FROM CHRYSU AND SOBS OF "FACIAL HAIR!!! FAAAACIAL HAIR!!!" friendship i guess

[therainbowroad]

Everyone else is talking about CS i wanna do it too

also for all my O5ers

<Percy> :)

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U r bes son da bes son

You@All: can you check my butt? :c

Tez@All: yeah lemme

Tez@All: hang on

You@All: thanks!!

Frank Sinatra@All: SCREAMS

[therainbowroad]

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Sometimes me and my friends beep at each other. I'm the one who beeps first, and then Maj follows.

Boop beepidy boop boop. 

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[12:34:34 PM] Phi: heeeey

[12:34:42 PM] Joey: Hi Phi

[12:34:55 PM] Phi: hi joey whats u[p

[12:35:05 PM] Joey: Not much

[12:35:10 PM] Joey: I started taking iron pills

[12:35:12 PM] Joey: and my mom grabs me

[12:35:15 PM] Joey: qand in a very serious tone goes

[12:35:24 PM] Joey: "...If you get constipated....

...........

Tell me."

[12:35:36 PM] Phi: you ass hole i just took a sip of my coffee

[12:35:50 PM | Edited 12:35:52 PM] Joey: :)

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Panic Attack

[5:18:05 PM] Merc: Wh-what.

[5:18:11 PM] Joey: LMAO I just

[5:18:15 PM] Joey: okay she is straight up spanish

[5:18:21 PM] Joey: and I'm leaning over the laptop

[5:18:28 PM] Joey: semi typing to you guys but freaking out

[5:18:31 PM] Joey: and she comes over loud as shit

[5:18:32 PM] Joey: "SAY HI"

[5:18:36 PM] Joey: and I just look at ehr

[5:18:40 PM] Joey: then the phone and I'm like

[5:18:45 PM] Joey: "Who am I saying hi to?"

[5:18:47 PM] Joey: but she just

[5:18:50 PM] Joey: "SAY HIIII :DDDDDDDDDDD"

[5:18:54 PM] Joey: and I'm like

[5:18:57 PM] Joey: "He-"

[5:18:58 PM] Joey: BUT THEN

[5:19:01 PM] Joey: SHE SHOVES THE PHONE

[5:19:03 PM] Joey: ALMOST IN MY MOUTH

[5:19:07 PM] Joey: and I fucking lose it omfg

[5:19:15 PM] Joey: I flipped the tablet by accident omg

[5:19:20 PM] Phi: LMAO

[5:19:21 PM] Phi: STUPID

[5:19:35 PM] Joey: SHE FREAKED ME OUT OK

[5:19:39 PM] Joey: I WAS ALREADY PANICKING FUCK YOU

[5:20:17 PM] Majalo: you table flipped

[5:20:18 PM] Majalo: your

[5:20:18 PM] Majalo: tablet

[5:20:25 PM] Majalo: the mental image is priceless to me

[5:20:32 PM] Joey: i literally did

[5:20:37 PM] Joey: I broke the bottom of the desk too

[5:20:40 PM] Joey: I just

[5:20:43 PM] Joey: I ruined everything around me

[5:20:46 PM] Joey: and she got so scared

[5:20:51 PM] Joey: she threw the phone

[5:20:53 PM] Joey: but caught it

[5:20:57 PM] Joey: and literally gave me the

[5:20:59 PM] Joey: O n O

[5:21:00 PM] Joey: face

[5:21:03 PM] Joey: THEN FUCKING LIKE

[5:21:07 PM] Joey: WOBBLED AWAY LIKE ZOIDBERG

[5:21:09 PM] Joey: I'm so upset

[5:21:22 PM] Merc: LMAO

[5:21:31 PM] Merc: Fucking Zoidberg.

[5:22:01 PM] Joey: all of this is going on tumblr oh my fuck

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Get it Together Phi

[9:55:07 AM] Phi: babies

[9:55:11 AM] Phi: who have them in their heads

[9:57:33 AM] Joey: ..WHAT