#onlyincentral

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I see y’all “only in Gotham” blogs talking about how you see x Rogue or how y Rogue is on a rampage like every week and uh...... as someone who’s lived in Gotham for months at a time, in the BAD part of Gotham, I wanna call bullshit.

90% of Gotham’s crime is petty or mob related, you are more likely to get mugged than you are to see the joker and y’all fucking know it. You just want the people who don’t live in Gotham to think you’re cool.

YOUR ROGUES DON’T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER STOP LYING ABOUT THEM BEING TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. (With the exception of like Ivey and Harley who are dating)

I get that y’all want to be included in the glory that is Central’s Rogues gallery and having heroes that actually interact with you, but you 👏 don’t 👏 have 👏 it 👏

Stop making Gotham seem even worse than it already is for clout. It’s fucking embarrassing.

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Maebh just took over an entire wall of our living room to make a conspiracy board about Max Mercury for work.

Maebh: what do we know about Max?

Me: uh

Hartley: he’s old?

Maebh, writing old on a piece of paper and pinning it to the wall: YES!

Hartley: yeah that’s all I got

Maebh: fuck

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Things that happen when you work at the Flash Museum:

Sometimes Impulse comes up to the front desk, sees the other docent drinking a tea blend from Celestial Seasonings and goes, “why would you support the genocide of imaginary races of humans?”

[Insert Rogue here] comes in, says “I need my [insert appropriate weapon here].” And then a few seconds later a Flash will appear and say “it’s fine we’re friends today” and then disappear again

Impulse stopping by to ask if anyone wants anything Big Belly Burger since he’s on his way there

Dexter Myles yelling “Does anyone know anything about Max Mercury? NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON?!”

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did.... I cannot believe that Jay just called to see how we were doing with the whole tornado thing, and used the opportunity to tell us that he’s bi?

Renowned Chemist Jay Garrick really just went “ope well ought to let you go, or should I say bi since we both are.” and then HUNG. UP.

HELLO???????

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How’s the museum?

Which one?

CCHM is great! The Pioneer Days planning is coming along and I’m SUPER excited for this year’s event, we have some awesome historic vendors coming and a few of them have agreed to do children’s programs for us which is incredible and extremely generous of them.

The Flash Museum is...... going. Dex is doing a little better now but still seems fairly dead inside. I’m still in charge of getting info and artifacts connected to Max Mercury and this shit is HARD. But I’ll have more time for that now that I’m finished my thesis.

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Anyone wanna tell me why my brother just barged into my room holding a fax machine that he got from “the guy who digs through dumpsters two blocks East.” A fucking FAX MACHINE. In this, the year 2021. We don’t even have a landline?

I’m worried. I’m like 99% sure that guy works for Trickster? Like not to be paranoid, but he is our equivalent of the Joker. 

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Anyone else ever get incredibly frustrated that the Midwest doesn’t have a decent rich person?

Like the west coast has Oliver Queen and the east coast has Bruce Wayne, but all we have are the Rathaways? And like full offense, I don’t want them.

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Good morning Central City- today’s sunrise will be at 7:28 am. The forecast is partly cloudy in the morning with the skies clearing up around 10am- and a 20% chance of rain. Today will be much cooler than yesterday with a low of 39 and a high of 58. It’s a perfect day to bust out some fall sweaters or to wear a jacket! Sunset will be at 6:39 pm and clear skies are to be expected overnight.

As always this is subject to change at any moment thanks to Central’s own Weather Wizard so make sure to check in on the CCPN Weather App to get real-time updates on our changing meteorological landscape!