Lmfao I love how dust's first interaction on discord and dusty got exposed to the piss obsessed server. Like poor guys they started talking about an interaction markiplier had with his gay friend I'm wheezing. -Lynx
I miss when I didn't know about this server... -Dust
ranpo from bungou stray dogs is pouring chocolate milk into his food
(i was supposed to get a glass of chocolate milk but i thought a gallon would be funnier)
Episode 79: Artemis' Adventure! The Evil Animal Kingdom / Dog Day for Artemis [Part 1]
I think Artemis gets the most abuse from the rest of the cast in the show, probably more than Usagi does. Hell, even Usagi gives him shit sometimes (not that she should, considering she, too, is also a butt-monkey.)
What I'm saying is that I don't think I'm going to like this episode.
Content warning for... well, I don't know if I can call it animal "abuse," per se. It's more like slapstick violence at Artemis' expense. Artemis abuse.
Another content warning for peeing dogs.
It seems like only Chibiusa shows any kindness for Artemis*. Now if only she could do the same for Usagi.
*For context, Chibiusa accidentally hit Artemis on the head by barging into Usagi's room with a basket full of laundry.
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Nevermind. Chibiusa's just as much of a shit to Artemis as everyone else.
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But you're a cat.
Oh well. Man, tomcat, semantics, schmemantics.
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So anyways, Artemis runs away to try to do something "great" to impress Luna and the others, while Usagi and Luna go out looking for Artemis. And then...
... this happens. And then Luna insults him again. Poor, poor Artemis.
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All right, Ms. Mediator, how are you going to patch things up between these two kitties?
You're a shitty mediator, Usagi.
And with that, Artemis runs away again, as Usagi and Luna blame each other for driving him away, when really, it's both their fault.
Nice going, assholes.
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Artemis, I'm sure that man was just finding a home for those poor abandoned kittens. Don't get the wrong idea.
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Look, he's even feeding a stray dog! Such a kind old man.
Artemis, no!
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Meanwhile, in another part of town....
Esmeraude gets pissed on by a cute little doggy. As she deserves it.
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Looks like an animal sanctuary to me. It's probably fine, so just go home.
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I guess things aren't so fine, then. Nevermind, Artemis. Go be a hero!
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Yeah, this can't be good at all.
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That's not quite true, but at least your conclusion makes some sense for once.
But you're right about Luna needing to apologize for being a dick to Artemis. Of course, Luna doesn't want to because she's a dick.
Episode 68: Protect Chibi-Usa! Clash of the 10 Soldiers / Naughty 'N' Nice
One day, I'll get into a regular schedule. Maybe not today, but hopefully someday.
Is champagne supposed to be cold when you pop them open and they spray like that? I don't know, I've never been married, nor have I ever drunk champagne.
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Ewwwwwwww.
Don't shame her, Luna. Maybe the stress of being a Sailor Scout and a Moon Princess is getting to poor Usagi.
Or maybe...
...it was Chibi who wet the bed. Understandable, because she has to deal with a whole clan of space villains who want her dead. Poor thing (but she's still a jerk to Usagi and I don't like her for that).
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Eat shit and fuck off, Shingo. It wasn't even her piss.
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Luna, you have a point, but you weren't much better either.
Excuses, excuses.
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Not again...
Oh, good.
No, Chibi! Now the Clan can easily find you and kill you!
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Well, at least that bought her some time until the Senshi come along to save her.
Too bad Cooan can fly.
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And with this scene, we get a cool new image song that plays in the background while they fight, Ai no Senshi.
Sorry, that's all I have to say about this episode.
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The bedwetting scene has been sloppily written out of the DiC dub, as expected.
When Rini was talking to her Luna Ball, the Luna Ball's voice no longer sounds like Luna. Considering who the voice really belongs to, it's about time DiC got caught up with the lore*.
Catzi claims to be the oldest, even though she's really the youngest in the original. One step forward, one step back.
A new song, "She's Got The Power," replaces "Ai no Senshi." But it doesn't start until later on.
*Should I even avoid spoiling? Or does nobody care anymore because everyone knows what happens by now?
