#pervdragon

[spaceisnothome]

As the official ship's security officer, do you take advantage of predator intimidation tactics to keep the small prey-like crew members (who may or may not enjoy hoarding pens) in line, or is it all Super Professional Official Security Officer Time?

like i’ve said before, when i’m actually doing my job i’m really professional

i don’t goof off, i project just the right amount of terrifying to keep everything in line, i pay attention to the things i need to pay attention to

every time we’re about to land at a new space station lord brilliant and i go over the local laws and i make sure the whole crew knows what’s ok and what isn’t

sometimes though

just sometimes

ankle grabber needs to have the fear of far-wend put into him

specifically him

(and like once every floodday i have to drop-kick some drunk or whatever crewmember)

[spaceisnothome]

Ignoring the sexual bits, it sounds like there would be some big differences to a relationship with 23rd or Side-Ambush. Going with SA would likely involve raising a family, sticking with your species, being on Colony Only, hunting, etc., and you'd likely be more dominant in that relationship. Going with 23rd sounds like you'd be subservient to her but dominant to others, likely no kids, living in HER culture, etc. Would you ever get to see Colony Only or your family again as a handmaiden?

ideally hunting-doubles don’t have dominant/submissive partners it’s equal power you both trust in one another to pull exactly half of the weight it’s supposed to be a balance where you cover for one another’s flaws and operate as a single unit

i have no idea if i’d ever have time to see colony only again as 23rd’s handmaiden

i honestly don’t know if i really want to

[spaceisnothome]

Iii’m just gonna answer both of these at once.

I wanted to go to space and get away from Colony Only I think everyone’s caught onto that by now.

So, I got myself up in space, and, I mean, I got free rides around as part of the whole “hey let’s introduce galactic society to these poor aliens” and I learned a whole bunch, but i still had NO skillset for space travel so i was kind of out of luck when the uh, pity party ran out of steam

so it was kind of great when Captain Russet found me

Captain Stararrow Goldsheath Sweetbranch Russet had heard about my species because duh, the pity-party. We get a lot of free aid from a bunch of different groups who are all “oh no you poor aliens” and i mean, my race isn’t turning the help or attention down because honestly we’d be dead without outside help. 

But Captain Russet’s species were one of the pity-party-goers, so he was like, hey, you wanna come on my ship? And I was like, okay i’ll be honest I have like no skills beyond killing animals and beating people up, and he was like, look, I have like, a dozen+ alien species on my ship and I need someone threatening enough to keep them in line if they ever consider stepping up, and I was like, okay, that’s cool, I hit like three times over my weight class sure.

But I mean, his real motivation was snatching up a rare and endangered alien and having it as a member of his crew because we’re still kind of a hot corpse, at least on the galactic level, so he can brag about me and stuff? but like

I actually do my job properly like you guys just see me fooling around on the internet but like every moment i’m not writing a response here i’m actually working it’s just there IS a lot of downtime i’m security for a ship that mostly gets along well with itself so

I’ve been on this ship for a few years and I like it I like the captain i like the crew. space is boring but honestly

anything’s better than Colony Only