#pg2070

[macklives]

haha cool, its crab, big crab, defensive crab, lets go to crab, a crab where we dont talk about whatever the fuck that reproduction/growing up stuff was crab

anyways, haha bro he just fucking cracked that sylladex in half, glad it wasn’t straight up mushy skin and rather uhhhhh crab shell or whatever cause he could have died, see what you did karkat?

oh wait you dont because you’re just straight up attacking your crab parent, lusus thing, whatever

and they did nothing to you mate so what gives?

wait a sec

OMG THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KARKAT!!!!!!!!!!!! thats CUTE!!!!!!!

[macklives]

how many trolls died in the process of growing up because i thought the main human kid’s were going through some shit but THIS? WHAT THE FUCK?

[macklives]

i think i get karkat’s anger now honestly, because it seems none of these trolls have been brought up fairly

you know what that means

yeah

mack here is giving out sympathy cards left and right because im predictable and a sucker

[macklives]

ive never related so much to “yeah we dont have time for this shit right now”

[macklives]

i appreciate the effort andrew, i will listen to this track will uttermost glee

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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You lizneap into tha domestic fray in an attizzle ta mollizzle yo' nanny'n aggressor. Gangsta a lot of bangin' n mobbin' n gnash'n of tizzle n carapace, yizzay just pizzle out a few CHILLED RIZNOE CUBES frizzle tha fridge ta S-to-tha-izzettle tha bizzay dizzy.

Trolls n they custizzles have a peculiar arrangement of codependence. Tha lusus behaves as a lifelong bodygizzle, caretaka, n visceral sizzy of mentor, while tha young trizzay miznust liznearn ta function as a sort of zookeepa. Im crazy, you can't phase me.

We decizzle ta agree dis conflict be nizzy a big enough dizzeal ta warrant a detailed examinizzle of tha actizzle, or an embedded musical accompanizzle. Hollaz to the East Side. We also agree tizzy while that wiznould have been pretty sizzy, we be also 'n kind of a hurrizzle here. Im a bad boy. But if it were ta be accompany by ridin' audible, it would probably sound sum-m sum-m like dis. We decide ta listen ta that track, close our eyes, n imagine what might have bizzy.

Wow that sure was off tha hook.

Anyway, mov'n on.

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