#phanlender

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Imagine if the calendar isn’t actually rat themed and they just. Acquired a movie star rat. Did the YouTube thing of xyz decides my day. Transed her gender. Gave her some other traits. And left. obligatory no but seriously imagine it

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Phil’s really holding that orb like a light spell… something something light of my life…

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Maybe the PHANlender has no theme and it’s just. It’s December. We’re in coats now. Oh look October. Ribena Halloween costumes.

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Now that we know it’s not Dan And Phil And A Rat we truly don’t know what it is and it’s late November that’s later than usual plus they’re edging us with Phil’s sneak-peaks and the Phodcast hints. im scawed.

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So what do we know about the PHANlender:

Phil phace gems

pink eye shadow phreckles look

white eyeliner

head to toe glitter

(more) extensive sets

costumes/makeup and not just standard stage makeup

PJ & Sophie Phrojecttm

longer than usual. Two months. Photos now. Late November.

Princess Phil

So what do these all have in common? Uuuuh they’re typically considered “feminine” uuuhhhhh they’re more artsy, experimental, and produced uuuhhhhh they’re all Dan And Phil uhhh they’ll all murder us

So what could this lead to? My top theories are as follows:

Musicals. (Or movies(Kill Bill month & Buffy) Matches with the more extensive sets & costuming, Hsm, Rachel Zegler’s musical, and the other were all within this year the chances are not zero. Bet on it.

Music. Muse that “kpop” on the whiteboard the answer is right in front of us. Kpop seems too specific for a whole calender, but music in general could happen. Dnp are a very musical couple.

Magic. Magic themed. This isn’t really a real theory I just needed another “M”.

Phictional Couples. Would effectively put Phannies into extinction. All of these would, actually.

Trolls. See here

Video Games. Phrincess Pheach. Phinal PHANtasy DanAndPhilGames tribute. RIP Split Fiction/It Takes Two/every other game they abandoned actually maybe a whole calendar of every game they abandoned. wait this has more sustenance than I thought this could be an actually be-

Recreating vintage Phan moments. PINOF Tackle Phantober. ok this isnt going to happen actually this is a post hard launch world anything can happen

Phemboys. Would kill us. Nothing new. (the killing us not the phemboys) They seem in a phemboy-y mood. A possibility.

They become everything they’ve compared themselves to. The set is decorated like the game Life as they sit next to each other. They water plants together, gotta let those thirsty greens suck up that h2o. Good Omens. Heartstopper. Split Fiction. actuallyyoucouldmakeawholecalenderwithjustthegamescharacterstheyvecomparedthemselvesto Turtle scalys. Phurniture x Phurnishings yaoi cosplay.

Maybe a PHANlender of every phannie conspiracy theory double apartments January. Secret wiphes month. Phwedding month. A cherry pina colada in the background for no particular reason. oh look wearing hoodies in this one what a normal article of clothing that contains no significance whatsoever.

Dan’s drink blog or whole Dan drink calender. All unposted margarita blog content.

alternatively the chaotic route/normal route and there isnt a theme just oh its september autumn month lets wear knits and sit in leaves UwU

So in conclusion… we don’t actually know it could be anything at this point im scawed I live in fear phuck my stupid phannie life/I love my amazing phannie life if it’s anything on this list haha I called it I’m a prophet not really though I looked at data and came to “”“phreasonable””” conclusions.

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Calender Calender where Dan And Phil dress as dipherent types of calenders

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Shoutout to Dan And Phil And A Tiny Horse phor phorcing phanartists to learn how to draw a horse. In a year. And dogs and cats and maybe rats. A rat. And whatever the phuture brings…

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Close enough welcome back Howely and Aziraphil