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[chevskhome]

You didn't think that the mechanical claw in the training room is essentially a hand-crank from those arcade machines. And every time they need to catch a wild Expie, the scientists take turns trying to capture it so that the security team can pick it up. The only difference from the arcade machine is that they don't have to spend a quarter for each unsuccessful attempt...

[fossaheel]

Title: cough syrup

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Category: Multi

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP

Relationship: Ranboo & Tubbo, Tubbo & Tommyinnit, Ranboo & Tubbo & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Sleepy Boys Inc. & Tubbo, Nihachu & Ranboo, Tubbo & Quackity, Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Quackity/Schlatt

Characters: Ranboo, Tubbo, TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, Jack Manifold, Nihachu, Quackity, Philza, Schlatt, Dream

Chapters: 30/45

Chapter Title: XXX - like a sinner, hold me under, and i’ll never come up again

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Ranboo begins the end of the universe the first time. The second time, he watches. It's his third attempt when he tries to stop it. And in the very last instance of the universe ending, Ranboo becomes it.

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PLEASE READ THE STARTING NOTES BEFORE READING THE CHAPTER

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(dm to be added, specify if you just want CS or want all of my fics.)

[nintooner]

[thelonglostking]

"Bar, I'm just glad that crocodiles don't eat a lot during the cold season. I'm poor, my friend. I can't afford to feed her often."

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