#posepoli

[wukyma]

Me: oh, I have a little bit of free time, what shall I do?

30+ unanswered asks:

Unfinished stories:

Me: yeah perfect time for another AU

Anyway meet Reversed!EPIC where gods are humans and vice versa.

Short lore: gods are Chronos' (maybe an important king of some sort?) escaped children, really just a chaotic bunch who stole a ship and are trying to survive with like 0 (zero) knowledge about the world and 0 (zero) skills

Don't worry about Telemachus btw, they just threw a spear at him randomly (miscommunication core) and it somehow managed to land (he's immortal he's fine)

I THINK they would get high like in the first 20 seconds of being on the lotus eaters' island. (pls appreciate Zeus having a crisis) (and that's Hestia btw)

Aaand of course this was an excuse to draw more posepoli. HEAR ME OUT. Polites as Calypso. HEAR ME ✋ With Odysseus it was like "stay with me, be my man, never go back to your wife" and with human!Poseidon it would be like "stay with me (respectful), be my man (respectful) and for the love of gods, please stop trying to murder everything you think even remotely hostile towards you"

Sure enough Polites will have some tragic backstory :'D

Part 1 | Part 2

[lazy-indigo]

His greed sickens me.

Fun fact, I’ve had this idea for a long time now. Had no intention to make it for valentines. Hence why I’m posting this on the 4th. But I suppose it works out :b Romance season and all that. Also geez I haven’t drawn Poseidon and Dionysus in so long. Can’t say much abt Dion, but I’ll definitely draw more Poseidon/posepoli sometime.

[wukymaslament]

Scribbles done in the academic environment (derogatory)

[wukyma]

Wanted to do a low‐effort comparison of their heights (ft. short king Ody) to reference it when drawing stuff for my au, but it ended up like this,, also wildly OOC PosePoli under the cut!! I warned ya *runs away*

Local fish man doesn't know how to deal with cuteness agression

[wukyma]

Poseidon what Polites taste like-?

They have a shared mindspace, question was misinterpreted—

[wukyma]

I think Nerites and Polites would be good friends considering they have the same husband

Here, I fixed your sad myth! Basically, Poseidon tells the devastating story of his favorite guy being turned into a shellfish, while Polites is like "why the hell did you not address this issue in any way?" (Context: Helios was envious (?) of Nerites' skill with the chariot and turned him into a slow creature)

Helios isn't a chill dude in this one yeah... But we got Nerites back!

Also Poseidons' POV, real soon:

(Neri ain't getting that attitude slide)

If you see any inconsistencies in designs no you don't

And fun fact: Poseidon and Nerites' union was the origin of reciprocated love and its god, Anteros. How did that happen? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ idk. (insert seahorse joke)

[wukyma]

So,,, what if,,, my poseidon flirts with your polites,,,

AHEM—

Polites is only offended because ur Poseidon took his glasses,,

But someone is getting his ass kicked anyway XDD

meme below ⏬️

[wukyma]

Thanks to @pink-noah for fueling my obsession a bit 😔✨

I guess Poseidon doesn't like ghost-themed jokes, wonder why