#roflcopters

[ithisatanytime]

(roflcopters)

[thethirdrose]

Manhattan Mini Storage has a new ad up: "Our prices are falling as fast as the GOP's approval ratings"

[aquastonesmoved-blog]

derp xD

[thethirdrose]

"I have a generally reliable orgasm machine in my pants, and even so, there are some days it's like trying to feed a cat.  "You liked this sex last week. You liked it so much that I went out and got a whole case of it.  And now you won't touch it?  You're impossible.""

[not-a-messiah]

GUYS SOPA IS BACK

[thethirdrose]

'Don't's For Wives' (c. 1913)

"Don't take the 'obey' clause in your marriage vows too seriously. No one has the right to control your individuality"

"Don't let your husband get out of carving the roast at dinner, even if he doesn't like it or is bad at it. It's important for him to have something to do at meals and not be shown up as helpless in front of the family."

"Don't let your husband wear a violet tie with grass-green socks. If he is unhappily devoid of the color sense, he must be forcibly restrained." (Can we all acknowledge that this one HAS to have been from personal experience?)

[planetosm-blog-blog]

I'm ROLLING

[thethirdrose]

Apparently the most "me" play possible is a "BDSM triple-level-meta-theatrical mindfuck steeped in Greek mythology"

I am ok with this.