White and red?
White: 3 facts about my personality
i have been forcibly given the title of sunshine friend but idk if thats even correct
like seriously i’m really stubborn
??????????? fuck if i know what i’m actually like
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
dragged me onto this hellsite
the first time we really bonded was when she thought i wanted her to fuck van gogh’s corpse or something i still don’t even know what the hell was going on there
the last time we hung out we (unironically?) watched national treasure
i have a habit of making dumb portmanteaus with her name
Suffering Bisexual™ like a modern-day hamlet
(anyway shoutout at @the-dayman-cometh)








