#simonskizm

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My homeboy @hobartsaglet told me I should post this- hope you guys like it 😭

(Lk upset that he looks so happy)

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Hey, all!

So, I've decided I'd make a post to officially open up commissions!

(Click/tap on the images to read or get a better look)

(Thanks @hobartsaglet for helping make such beautiful ads for my comm sheet!! Guys, please go check his stuff out too- he sells stickers and prints!)

(Ellen, the first image, is @cyan-the-one 's oc! Go check out her lore!)

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Oh shiiit- we finally get to meet the guy behind this account??

Even a face reveal?? Damn-

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That moment when it's monthly sacrifice time and it's making you talk like a knight accepting that this may be his last day so he's rallying the others with a fatal stab wound, and he's holding it with a gauntleted hand, blood seeping between his fingers as he raises his sword and let's out a fierce cry as his speech echoes across the vast field:

"This is a war we will win, men! We stand brave against the opposing army, we are a united front against the evil that plagues our lands! They seek to destroy us, but when we bleed we only grow stronger. When we bleed, we are one!"

Then proceed to curl up in bed with hot tea and cry when cramps just barely get worse. Yeah, not having fun right now.

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Imagining one of the Avengers showing Kahoot to Bucky so he and Steve can catch up on modern day stuff and Bucky can't fucking sleep because one, he lost, and two, the Kahoot lobby theme is playing on repeat in that empty cranium.

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GUYS- I FINALLY GOT A TABLET!

It's OVER FOR YOU FUCKERS /silly

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Just rewatched Willy's Wonderland.

I love this stupid ass movie hahaha- I could rant about this but you do not wanna see me at my lowest here ekeke