Jun 19, 2025
IM ACTUALLY CRYING SOMEONE UNIRONICALLY MADE THIS SONG AND IT SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE SNAPCUBE!EGGMAN THAT SOMEONE EDITED IT WITH HIM
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IM ACTUALLY CRYING SOMEONE UNIRONICALLY MADE THIS SONG AND IT SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE SNAPCUBE!EGGMAN THAT SOMEONE EDITED IT WITH HIM
To all the eggmen
What are your guy's favorite drinks?
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
Latte, with Steamed Austrian Goat Milk!
SUPER LASER PISS
Ew. Quit it, Alfred. Go sit in the naughty corner.
BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER
STAY IN THE CORNER
projecting my period cramps onto any and all eggman(s).
AUGH
AUGH
AUGH
AUGH
BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER
All eggmans,,,,, stinky, STINKY ALL OF YOU, GO TAKE A SHOWER STINKYS,,,,
I DON'T shower! I have luxurious baths! I smell like pine!
Well, I just had a bubble bath and I smell like coconut.
NEVER. THE GREEN AURA AND FLIES ARE A SIGN ARE A SIGN THAT I'M BECOMING GOD. THE FLIES ARE ATTRACTED TO THEIR FUTURE EMPEROR!
Wait. What does Snapcube smell like?
SUPER LASER PISS
... Yeah.
Checks out.
Eugh.
May I ask all of the eggmans, how would you insult a stupid person? May I also see the difference of insult between movie1 doctor and streamer doctor?
You IMBECILE! Or fool. Or moron. And if it's a robot? YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS!
You idiot! Unless it's a robot. Then it's YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS! Ooh, or nincombot. That one's good too.
You mouth-breathing PENTAGOON.
Stupid chud.
You IMBECILE! Or fool. Or moron. And if it's a robot? YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS!
YOU FOOL. BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. YOU- SUPER- PISS.
How's the wife, Doc?
MARTHA I'M COMING HOME SWEETIE
y'all got any valentines days plan?
Cause I don't
Well, for Valentine's, my Valentine is going to be....... MYSELF! I'm going to buy and eat so much chocolate! Got an entire CRATE of the most expensive stuff arriving next week.
Might get myself some sweet treats... Maybe ask Stone to be my best-friend-entine... I'm kinda nervous about that, to be honest. What if he thinks it's weird?!
I'm going to mope and be miserable and have some little monologues about how love isn't real and how it's pointless and it's really just brain chemicals at the end of the day.
Might take Stone to a carnival or something, haven't decided where to take him yet. Probably NOT Casino Night Zone. He doesn't seem to like it there anymore.
MARTHA
Does Snapcube!Eggman have a Snapcube!Stone?
MARTHA