Jul 30, 2025
"Oy mate, yau knaur that feelin’… when yau… when he leaves yau…"
He sobs dramatically, clutching a mug of tea like it’s the last life raft on the open sea
"It’s like...l..like the sun’s gone out, and all yau’ve got left is a soggy biscuit and a heart full of regrets, mate." wipes tear
"Crikey, it hurts....If anyone needs me, I’ll be under me doona, listenin’ to sad piano music and mutterin’ ..'Ach, warum immer ich?'..." Pause.
"…That’s German for “Why always me?” but today, I’m just a broken Aussie with a busted heart and no clue how to say “move on” in any accent...." Percy then proceeds to fall onto his dorm bed and pose.