#squirrel behavior

[sparkbirdmusic]

3 years ago today, I witnessed a squirrel making the same chaotic choice over and over

[official-rolli-und-rita]

Gonna go buy various little treats and snacks to hide around my room and intentionally forget about so the next time i clean i might find one and be the happiest person on earth for a day

[anxietyfrappuccino]

i don't know what's going on, but there is this specific squirrel that keeps trying to hang out while my cats are outside, and i have to keep reminding it that it's not safe

[tits-n-trix]

When my bf nuts in me i actually use my super speed to slip a condom on him without noticing and when he's done i slip it off super quick and put the nut in a syringe and inject it in his butt for safe keeping and he's none the wiser

[ilovedirt]

storm is arriving here is the checklist:

✅️💚🌈💎 HUNKERED

✅️💚🌈💎 SNACKIES

✅️💚🌈💎 TUCKED IN