When “Strength” Means Yelling at Generals.
So Trump and his buddy Hegseth stroll into the Pentagon like it’s open-mic night, declaring that “politically correct leadership” is over. Cue the applause, patriots. Finally, the brave war on inclusive holiday greetings has come to the Department of Defense.
Because apparently, the real threat to America’s military readiness isn’t global instability, cyber warfare, or climate-driven conflicts — it’s soldiers being too respectful. Did they also forbid any general from saying “please” because they fear it will make them look weak?
And then comes the pièce de résistance: Trump suggesting our cities should double as military training grounds. Yes, folks, forget deserts or specialized facilities. They should really make the new front line the farmer’s market. That kale stand? Hostile territory. The sourdough baker? Insurgent. The danger is real — nothing tests battle-readiness like dodging stroller moms and artisanal goat cheese samples. Truly, the republic is saved.
Let’s be clear: this isn’t about making the military “stronger.” It’s about redefining “strength” as “whatever makes Trump feel like a big man while everyone else nods.” Silencing dissent? Check. Shaming diversity? Check. Turning every space into a backdrop for chest-thumping theatrics? Check.
The irony: the guy whining about “politically correct leadership” is the same one who needs constant flattery and applause or he melts down on social media. Nothing says iron-willed generalship like being allergic to criticism.
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