#technophilbur

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wip of a little au im working on. brownie points if you can guess what it is, i'll be very impressed if you do.

hint: its gonna be techburza cause i couldnt fit all the relationship dynamics i wanted in just techza

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3 gods AU - Wither Roses

Techno is feeling so much love for Wilbur and Phil one day, and wants to show them how much he loves them. Except, his domain, the Nether, isn't soft and warm like the Overworld, or full of magic and mystery like the End. It's harsh and hot and unforgiving. He can't create plants that depend on water. There's barely any food here. The mobs aren't all that cute either. He looks to his two husbands and at the many gifts Wilbur and Phil have given him that make his heart feel full to bursting. He works and toils and locks himself away in a Nether fortress.

Wilbur and Phil are worried. They occasionally take time away from each other - eternity is a long time - but never so suddenly and without notice. Even though they know Techno is safe holed up in the heart of his own domain, they can' t help, but linger and pace the bridges and corridors of the fortress he's blocked himself into.

Finally, Techno steps out of the fortress exhausted and nervous, but strangely flustered. He's hiding something behind his back when they rush up to him. He won't quite meet their eyes as he sputters about having something for them. He presents them with a bouquet of black roses. They're specially made to survive and spawn in the Nether to show his love for the two gods wherever they grow.

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3 gods AU - Water

End god Philza absolutely loves the oceans in Wilbur's domain. He's only sad that his Endermen are so weak to the liquid. Techno isn't as enchanted, but is interested in how many of Wilbur's things rely on water. The one time he tried to hold some in his molten hands it immediately evaporated.

Techno gets a little jealous of Wilbur and Philza enjoying the water so much since he can't do anything in it. Give him lava and he can swim through that shit, but neither of his husbands can withstand the stuff.

Philza is working to drain an ocean monument. It’s a long and hard endeavor, but the end result will be so worth it. One day he’s working hard and talking with Wilbur to pass the time when he runs out of dry sponge. Wilbur suggests they call Techno over. He's been more sullen lately, only sticking around for a few minutes every morning before leaving to do other things. When Techno arrives Phil hands him a handful of sponge to stick in the furnace and it dries out instantly. While Phil is thanking Techno for speeding up the process, Wilbur smirks and pushes Techno into the ocean. Everything evaporates in a 100 block radius.

It takes them a good five minutes to calm down from laughing their asses off. Eventually, they retrieve Techno from the bottom of the ocean. He’s a bit ticked and shoves Wilbur in in revenge, but less moody now. Any jealousy has washed away with his unintended trip into the ocean as Philza chatters excitedly about how Techno can help him and Wil finish off excavating the monument.  

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ABO dynamics AU

Technoblade is an alpha that usually makes all other alphas feel territorial and act aggressive toward him, but Philza and Wilbur are so chill and self-assured as alphas that they vibe perfectly together.

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3 gods of Minecraft AU

Wilbur god of the Overworld, Technoblade god of the Nether, and Philza god of the End They travel the 3 worlds together being sappy and romantic and adventurous together. They show off their worlds to each other and create even more things together.