#tenaciousdecapitator

[littjara-mirrorlake]

So I recently added Savra, Queen of the Golgari and Vraska, Golgari Queen to my Dina deck, and that along with the canon confirmation that Strixhaven has been bringing in interplanar exchange students/guest speakers gave me the headcanon that Dina writes Savra x Vraska fanfiction and posts it on Mystical Archive Of Our Own. (All her sources are secondhand and she doesn’t care as much about timeline accuracy as Lorehold.) What other historical events and prominent figures from different Planes do you think would get the fanfiction treatment from Strixhaven students?

First of all: Mystical Archive Of Our Own holy shit your mind

Second of all: For sure any planar or faction leaders are being hit by the RPF yaoi/yuri beam. Every single guildmaster, all of them at once, Niv x Ral workplace situationship (yes, they know he's married)... Ravnica is a rich mine for these especially because of its abundance of prominent political figures and intrigue, plus lots of Strixhaven students get internships there. For my own sick and twisted purposes, I would say the Phyrexian praetors, though that's probably... let's say it's a taboo subject.

You have made me really want to read Strixhaven RPF, ngl.

[brawltogethernow]

Pour one out for Seffie, having a courtship with her girl best friend stolen out from under her oblivious nose because her grandmother chose the worst possible time to enact her decades-spanning scheme to conquer Paris. Colette went from looking like she was about to offer a Politically Beneficial Proposition to cursing the entire Blitzengaard bloodline in less than 5 minutes. If Terebithia had waited for another year at most then she could’ve had Paris Herself as a granddaughter in-law.

I never actually thought mutual Colette/Seffie was deliberately being put on the table in canon but

Well I get to realize it was at the same time as Seffie apparently! Good luck out there girl lkfjsdlkjfsldkj.

[thatneoncrisis]

If Gideon Nav and Terezi Pyrope got in a fistfight which do you think would try flirting first

neither. im approaching this from just their standard canon counterparts (i dont care for hs2 so no adult terezi) so she would be some gross offputting baby teen that gideon cannot conceptualize without insulting based on the aforementioned gross and baby parts of her. youre 13 wheres your mom (she would not know the maturity of children relative to their ages). also gideon doesnt reeeeeally flirt, shell mention someone is an attractive as an aside but we all saw her with cytherea. there was a specific dynamic that enabled her acting like that and terezi wouldnt trigger it

on terezis end she doesnt really flirt either she antagonizes heavily. which some could argue Is a kind of flirting but idk trolls are weird their convoluted social negging as negative reinforcement is its own essay. she called karkat cute a bunch but 1 she knew it would bother him and 2 it was more about how unthreatening and silly he acts. she might find gideon really cool, much like her dancestor latula, but even if she was attracted to her i dont think shed have the stones to go for it, shed just slink off to go tell her friends how cool that lady with the big sword is.

[professorsparklepants]

On the topic of your “Sabrina Carpenter is an almost perfect cast for Lucrezia Mongfish” post, consider that this means Zantabraxus would be the other woman being addressed in “Taste”.

I think that's Klaus Wulfenbach actually. "but he never slept with Bill" I SAID WHAT I SAID.

[phoenixyfriend]

Honestly it’d be hilarious if Agatha and GLaDOs end up tying and we get another Train Marriage situation. GLaDOS already tried guilt tripping Chell into coming back by having a party with Lego Batman so fake-dating Agatha Heterodyne is a logical escalation. Do you think we can manage another 50/50?

Maybe but I don't want to tie with GLaDOs, she's not actually a mad scientist! She shouldn't win because she doesn't even go here. She doesn't qualify! Does not meet the basic requirements!

Anyway, reminder to everyone about Train Marriage, with lovely art by @darlighl.

And vote Agatha!

[thoughtfulfangirling]

I like to imagine that Broadway, Raphael from TMNT, and Fantastic 4’s Ben Grimm all shop at the same “size XXL trench coat and fedora” store in New York, each of them completely unaware the other two aren’t normal humans. How do you think Broadway managed to explain the wings to his tailor?

Oh I LOVE this! I never really did TMNT or Fantastic 4 as a kid, so I don't have a whole ton to offer, but if you fic or art this, you simply must let me know. XD I'm imagining a blind tailor now working on a coat that could be any one of theirs, and the three of them are standing in a triangle all:

(It's the Spiderman meme. I cannot make the image work right now. wtf Tumblr I'm literally uplaoding a bunch of images. You have not told me I've reached my uplaod limit...????)

[punkitt-is-here]

I find it funny that Starlight’s best friend and girlfriend are both unicorns with a wizard aesthetic (complete with fancy cape) that posses trans horse swag and live in messy and solitary housing environments which results in them being socially awkward around other people. She has a weirdly specific type both platonically and romantically.

She's really attracted to losers

[mandareeboo]

It is kinda hilarious that Michaela Dietz keeps being typecast as shapeshifters after Steven Universe. Granted there are some exceptions (She’s the brother in Ghost & Molly McGee, for example) but it’s definitely becoming a pattern

Personally I think it's hilarious that even when she's not typecast as a shapeshifter she's typecast as a spunky, usually young person with deep insecurities.