#tinightmares

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I spent a lot longer trying to determine the authenticity of Michael’s dog than I did deciding to swipe left.

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What in the fresh hell is Robert looking at?

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I doubt Tinder can solve your dating woes if your mustache is more reliable than a condom…

That doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t play a little game of “Who wore it better?!”

I’m pretty sure Chef Louis is a relative.

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Sud and his doppelgänger.

I feel like it’s the happy smiles.

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If Sergey is trying to disguise the fact that he drives a panel van and has a good supply of chloroform, then that frizzy gray skullet isn’t doing him any good.

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Getting high and interacting with animals is fun and all, but basing your whole dating profile on it while looking like the son of Tarzan is where you’re fucking up Rob.

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$100 says James’ favorite movie is Joe Dirt.

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I’m not loving it Tim. I can’t decide which is more nauseating. The McDonald’s resting on your bare, protruding pot belly or the way you are sucking the remnants of it off your greasy, germ trodden sausage fingers.