#twisted-tree

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[simply-syra]

SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER, SHARP LIKE A COOKIE. i work there too, we laugh every time that song is played. a lot of the music is like, really.... they're getting paid for this!?!

It's been almost a year since I've worked there so at first I was thinking, "My God. What is this person talking about?" And then I heard the song in my head. That has got to be one of the weirdest songs ever created by humans. I know there are at least three others that would always mystify me when they came on too and one of them had nonsense lyrics that literally did not make sense.