Apr 16, 2025
a viola is just the love child of a violin and cello
CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND
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a viola is just the love child of a violin and cello
CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND
Little Bell
“Paganini - I- I- I can’t go on like this. I need your advice.” I cry melodically.
“Paganini is here, Paganini has no fear, Paganini will write a song from the sound of your tears” he screeched, and before I could stop him he leaped away like a frog towards his violin and perfectly matched the sound of my desperate pleas with a beautiful melody.
“Paganini!” I cry woefully. “Please! I have a family! I have my whole life ahead of me!”
Paganini did not listen. He just kept playing, spinning my melancholy into melody, my harm into harmonies, my tears into a tune.
“Yes, yes, yes.” he croaked to himself. “Yes… It will be beautiful.”
With desperation, I brought out my little hand bell that I carry in case of emergencies.
“DING” the bell rang out - an E flat note. Paganini’s beady eyes lit up like diamonds.
“Hehehehee!” rasped the virtuoso. “Little bell, little bell! How wonderful your sound is! I shall name the piece… ‘La campanella!’”
“Paganini… no!” I’m kneeling now, overcome by despair. “I had to talk to a violist today and I need to know whether or not to find their address and burn it down but all you can do is play music!?”
Paganini paused his frantic playing. “You didn’t mention a violist. I’ll get the matches.”
Anti-Viola Manifesto
I: The Argument If you’re lucky, you’ve never had to have a family member or friend slowly drift towards playing the viola. If you’re even
More to come but this is good for now :3
writing an anti-viola manifesto rn
is it normal to classify every person you meet as an instrument? like, not a player of that instrument. the actual instrument.
when you look at someone and go "wow. massive viola energy right there." or
"omg she's such a clarinet"
Bass clef- Psh bitch I got this Treble clef- It's all good bro! Tenor clef- *takes a second to think* I can do this. Alto clef- oh fuck. I'm not used to this shit. Who even uses this? Just violas. Can't they just join some other clef! Fuckers.