Apr 9
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The president is spiraling over Iran and blaming everyone around him but himself
Chris: (picking up his cookie with a grin) "You ever take these seriously?"
Leon: (raising an eyebrow, staring at his cookie) "I take a lot of things seriously. Cookies aren’t one of them."
Chris: (laughing as he cracks his open) "That’s your problem, man. You don’t appreciate the little things." (reads his fortune) "‘Your leadership will inspire those around you.’" (smirks) "See? Accurate."
Leon: (deadpan) "Did you write that yourself?"
Chris: "Hey, I don’t need a cookie to tell me I’m a good leader."
Leon: "Clearly."
Chris: "Come on, crack yours open. Might tell you something deep."
Leon: (reluctantly opens his cookie, reading the fortune aloud) "‘Take a vacation. You need it.’" (stares at the slip for a beat, then sighs) "Even the cookies know I’m burnt out."
Chris: (laughing, clapping Leon on the back) "That’s some brutal honesty, right there."
Leon: "Great. First the government, now dessert’s telling me to take time off."
Chris: "Maybe it’s a sign. We should hit the beach."
Leon: (tossing the fortune on the table) "Yeah, because nothing says 'relaxation' like you trying to get me to do push-ups on sand."
Chris: "Can’t be worse than fighting BOWs, right?"
Leon: (dryly) "Debatable."
Lol the reader getting help and freedom
Is final finds a safe place for a while away from getting pregnant.
Not knowing she got a new person to the harm and is not happy
Reade who pergent again waddling in after all the link's and raru looking for her
Reader: not a fucking word no baby's after this one for so long please I have a feeling it goin to be a big baby
Reade just tried at this point but prek up seeing her baby's
Gose coming in
Sky Link: noooooooooooo not you!!!!!! I reather deal with anyone else bur you.
Now we're adding Groose??? 😭😭
Man give the chain a break
nbfihof Everyone just going from zero to a thousand with Reader and the chain is both exasperated and like 'duh? You thought otherwise? Catch tf up?'
Brexit: things can’t get much worse
Corona: hold my beer
Putin: hold my vodka
Johnson: hold on to my leadership
Truss: hold onto my big shoes whilst I leg it
The uk population: hold on to our sanity
People think I'm obsessed with this, but I'm ok with it, I am obsessed with it and I think this is an obsession that doesn't hurt anyone 🥰
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We've breached containment, Empiressona discord. Now Gem, Fwhip and Sausage know. Normally! I'd be fine! Good on them for looking at all of... this. BUT THE MOBFUCKING DEBATE??? JSNEKSMERJKS HGJKS