#whya

[purpldology]

DREX IS BUDDYS DAD?????

[xomoosexo]

https://twitter.com/TubboTWO/status/1722627589381247421

A purgatory event in the (famously very light-hearted and family-friendly) Children In Need charity event...I feel like nobody involved is prepared for what they're about to get

what

[rwbyocrp]

‘The Weird Scroll’

So I found an online story generator and decided to post the story it makes.

A Short Story by WhyaMiliving

Whya had always loved Cosy Dorm Room with its barbecued, beautiful Beds. It was a place where she felt Happy.

She was a Funny, Cute, Tea drinker with Lean Eyes and Fit Hair. Her friends saw her as a mammoth, melted Memelord. Once, she had even revived a dying, Sulfur's Vegitable Wife. That's the sort of woman he was.

Whya walked over to the window and reflected on her Familiar surroundings. The Cloud teased like Sitting Lizards.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Raikou . Raikou was a Curious Puppy with Cute Eyes and Attractive Hair.

Whya gulped. She was not prepared for Raikou.

As Whya stepped outside and Raikou came closer, she could see the damp glint in his eye.

Raikou gazed with the affection of 4144 Innocent spewmungous Sharks. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Memes."

Whya looked back, even more Friendship and still fingering the Weird Scroll. "Raikou, you're a puppy," she replied.

They looked at each other with Warm feelings, like two bulbous, bright Bulls Smiling at a very Nervous Evening, which had Lo-fi music playing in the background and two Worried uncles Chilling to the beat.

Whya regarded Raikou's Cute Eyes and Attractive Hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Whya with a delighted grin.

Raikou looked Love, his emotions blushing like a barbecued, burnt Bed.

Then Raikou came inside for a nice cup of Tea.

THE END

[thatoneluckybee]

im gonna go build a minecraft house and bash my head against the wall every 5-10 minutes okay

[s0up1ta]

just finished. season one of squid game.

[astrono]

EXCISE ME

[rwbyocrp]

Shobu’s Cooking Channel

Shobu: Good day, everyone! Today, I would very much like to show you how to make an utterly exquisite brunch. Whya:  Shobu: As a man of prestige and class, I prepare only the highest quality consumables, but even someone as driven as I cannot perform such a monumental task alone! Whya: Shobu: To assist me with this task, I have procured the talents of the lovely Whya. She’s a member of the amazing Team DRYM and an incredibly intelligent friend of mine.  Whya:  Shobu: Give your greetings to our lovely audience, won’t you, Whya? Whya: When you said you take your show seriously, I didn’t know you meant shoving a stick the size of a flagpole into your large intestine. Shobu: Oh my, Whya! That is most uncouth. Whya: You’re going to do this the whole time, aren’t you? Shobu, glaring: I don’t know, are you? Whya: Just get on with it, Shobu. Shobu: Very well. Today, my adoring audience, we are going to be making a delightful assortment of delectable meals that are sure to have your stomach ache with desire. First we’re going to make Whya’s vegan horseshit that isn’t appetizing in the slightest. Whya: It’s... It’s a cranberry salad... Shobu: Isn’t she a card? Everyone knows you don’t put fruit in salad! Ahahaha... Whya: Hey, it’s not my fault you have bad taste. Shobu: Terrific! Let’s get to the ingredients! -Later- Whya, screaming: WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?! Shobu, also screaming: I WAS COOKING YOUR DISGUSTING VEGAN FOOD! Whya, still screaming: WHY WERE YOU COOKING A SALAD?! Shobu, also still screaming: I DON’T KNOW I DON’T EATYOUR REPULSIVE TRASH- Wait, is the camera still rolling..? Camera nods Shobu, yelling at camera: CUT THE FEED WHAT THE FU- Camera cuts

[rwbyocrp]

Raikou’s Question

Raikou: Um... Whya? Whya: What? Raikou: Can I ask you something? Whya: Sure, what is it? Raikou: ...What’s a ‘protagonist’? Whya:  Raikou: Someone mean called me it at lunch. Whya:  Raikou: ...So what is it? Whya: cHiLd.