#witty posts

[nellie-dritz-official]

A hyperfixation!?

Don’t you mean…

A brain train? /s

[fishin-in-a-graveyard]

Well, at least the bots appreciate my witty posts...

[candleboxheart]

Rick Watts 5 hrs · Knock Knock...who's there? Olive..Olive who? Olive you! Now put that in a martini...shaken not stirred of course and come over here...we'll talk about the first thing that..hey now! Just wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day my dear! Hey, I'm a light bulb and you're a switch - you turn me on! Like a Watt! Rick Watts! Double O behave...okay, time for coffee..Happy Valentine's Day to you Moneypenny..you make a lot of cents to me. Bye.

She’s lucky to have that brain of yours. And a cute one at that. Happy day to you guys! -Liz G.

A post from a friend of mine Rick Watts, on FB.

[carnivalmirrors-blog]

[yankee-doodle-danger]

God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life" John came fifth and received a toaster.

As seen on a bathroom stall

[reina-de-las-estrellas]

Ya face is the bee's knees but your personality is the roach's butthole.

[unimaginative-6ix]

[thesphinxandherselves]

Prohibition. Insane idea. Try to keep me from taking a swallow of this tea and I’ll drink the whole pot.

Diana Vreeland