Good Jaune Hunting.
Blake: So what it's like to date a wolf faunus?
Jaune: I guess it's the same as dating any other girl.
Although...
There's one little thing that bothers me.
*jaws theme plays*
Blake: Like what?
Jaune: You know how a dog sometimes needs stimulation or else they will tear apart the furniture.
It's kinda like that.
Blake: So you need to play with Ruby is that it?
*jaws theme plays*
Jaune: Close. Ruby needs to "hunt me" once every few weeks or so. Although she's not really that good at it.
I mean, I can completely see her there.
Wolf Ruby: You can't see me. I'm invisible... 😮💨
Blake: No Ruby I can completely see you. You're right there.
Ruby: No I'm not you're just seeing things. 😶🌫️
Jaune: If you say so Ruby. I didn't see you. BTW what do you want for dinner?
Ruby: A prey should just act like prey and just let me hunt you... Chicken is fine. 🐔
*jaws theme is getting faster*
Jaune: Okay chicken it is then. And Blake are you staying for dinner. I can make something else for you if you want?
Ruby: *glares*
Blake: Uh no. I think I'll just have dinner with Yang. You two can have dinner alone together.
Ruby: Alone... And with no one else to stop me from having my snuggle time with Jaune... *Evil cackle* 👹
I mean, you can't see me.
*jaws theme reaching the climax*
Jaune: So I better start cooking then.
Ruby: Not so fast! 😁
*pounce and give Jaune a loving bite on his neck*
Jaune: Oww! I know you didn't bite me that hard but that still hurts Ruby.
Ruby: *retracts her bite. While leaving a mark on his neck*
Sowwy... 🥺
*puppy girl eyes*
Jaune: Oh I can't get mad at you.
*pats Ruby's head*
Ruby: Yeah. Call me your good girl~ 🥰
Blake: *Blake seeing the entire thing can't help but to watch while conflicted*
And that is my cue to go. See you later Ruby.
Ruby: Bye. Don't hit the door on your way out. (Now no one will interrupt my snuggle time with Jaune) 💕
Jaune: Okay Ruby you need to put away your orchestra.
Blake: Orchestra?
Ruby: Yeah Orchestra. You didn't hear the sound.
*opens door*
Okay guys go home. I'll call you all back when I'm in the mood for hunting again.
Blake: How do you even afford that.
Ruby: The good thing about being an endangered species is that the Kingdoms pretty much pays for everything. And I mean everything.
