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I find myself slapping the hand of the Cat Distribution System the hell away from me yet again.

Someone left a 5-6 week old kitten in a dumpster, friend of my neighbor rescued it, now my other neighbor is taking her in for the night and will get her to an animal place (or keep her) tomorrow.

I held her for a bit, and she quieted, kinda, and I DID really reeeeeeeally wanna give her a bath, but I cannot HAVE a cat under my care.

I think there's literally just loose garlic in here.

It'd be nice, if I could pay someone to do me a remix of this:

But with a cat.

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Working on this, and I have some reason to squirrel this away, I just don't know what it is yet.

I've been really frustrated lately because I think maybe my only actual passion is hoarding and that's not great for multiple reasons.

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ANYWAY,

Doesn't Really Matter is about a woman Frankensteining together a lover.

Breathe Again is about a suicide that is going to turn into a haunting

Don't Let Go is about witching a man into a relationship

And

I Wanna Dance With Somebody is about a vampire searching for a target to bind, again through love.

Questions may be faxed to my office.

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What turns an alliance into a sexual fling?

The D.

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Agnes cocktail

I was thinking about what I wanted to drink, and @kmclaude 's Agnes came up because I haven't done a character cocktail in a while.

Agnes can ACTUALLY drink drink, but I'm making this one a light one.

2 parts pear juice

1 part white sparkling wine, semi-dry

1 part St. Germain's liqueur

.5 parts gin.

Smash a sprig of rosemary with a hammer and put it in a champagne flute, then pour your drink over it. Drink it fast before the rosemary oil leaches in...you can't afford to take too long...look too close...it'll only hurt you (and literally taste bitter).

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Tauruses got Flanderized.

So many posts are all ‘Soft bab who loves food and naps’, and that’s certainly not a fault (either in the creators or people who are like that) but I see so much less about determination, stubbornness/steadfastness, slowness to anger, decorating, high sense of self-worth, and being level-headed. 

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I read something today saying makeup shouldn't be named overtly sexual phrases to protect children and I juuuuuuuuuuust...disagree.

I'm a grown woman goddamit, if I wanna have a giggle over a "glowjob" mask, I'm going to. Kids get INTO shit, by age 13...they know what the pun is. It doesn't mean they need to be out there doing it, but honestly, knowing what sex acts are called by the time you're hitting puberty isn't abnormal or harmful in and of itself.

If there's some nasty adult piece of shit TEACHING your kid that, that's another story. But kids absorb things through shit made for adults, they tell other kids, and it just happens.

It's AWKWARD, but tell me, if you met an 18 year old that didn't know what 'Goregasm' as a shade was referencing...you'd think it was weird. And you think that because you remember your OWN childhood, and the whispered giggles, and the lying about being 18 on websites, and the Playboy you found in dad's closet, or looking up sexual terms in the dictionary if you were a REAL OG nerd.

It's weird to me to see adults my age handwringing about "THE CHILDREN". We're not so far off from our own youth that we can't remember spelling 'boobs' on a calculator, or worse, sexual harasment between children. Shit like that doesn't change, even if the latter needs to be SHARPLY corrected.

I'll reiterate that adults should not have sex with children because I know some of you mental deficients are going to think my defending smutty makeup names makes me a child abuser some crazy fuckin how, but like...RELAX.