#yap posts

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I hate the concept of taming a character. Like no I don't want that cunt asshole bitch motherfucker to be tamed by some douch alpha. Let them terrorize people in peace omg

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I see people saying they got into incest with the asoiaf fandom and while I believe all incest shippers have amazing taste and I love them. You guys are so funny to me like. Getting into incest in the incest fandom lol baby I got into incest when I was a teenager reading my first fic ever on wattpad where liam and zayn (from 1D) were brothers and fucking nasty. The writer revealed that they were step siblings in the last chapter(coward) and spiteful teenager me went back through all the chapters and took all my likes back lol

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I lived bitches

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I wish I liked Luke/Aemond cuz it's so fucking popular there's so much stuff of them it pisses me off to know there are a ton of bangers out there of them and I can't read them because I don't like the ship :/

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love when im hornyposting and someone tells me something like "this is so well written and in character" like yes thank you for recognizing the nuance in my porn, i actually was thinking about keeping it in character while drooling on my screen

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Updating you on the things I've watched while I was gone cause some of you asked

I watched "Gotham Knights" back when it first came out because I'm a DC fan, and it sucked. I couldn't even get through the first episode.

Now I gave it another watch for Oscar, and this time I got through the first episode, and it still sucks as much as it did on my first watch. The writing is SO bad I fucking hate it and I just can't stop thinking "Where's Alfred where's Dick where's Jason where's Gordon where's the JL where's-" while watching so I dropped it again. Power to the gif makers who watched it just to make gifs of Oscar. Could not be me. You guys are strong as fuck

I also watched "A good girl's guide to murder" for Henry and that sucked less than "Gotham knights", but it was still pretty meh. He was so hot and dumb in it, the main character had really pretty hair and eyes, and I hated the ending of the show and who the murderer turned out to be

I watched "Lady Jane" for Henry and that also sucked. Such a dumb fucking cliché of main girl being like "I don't wanna marry!" and then falling in love with the main guy :/ boooooo. I had no idea what the fuck Henry's character was doing at any point. That cock thingy on his clothes was just... yeah whatever. I dropped this show halfway through

Watched the first two episodes of "Domina" for Finn and I was chanting "where the fuck is he?" the whole time. Also. Was no one gonna tell me Aegon II's actor was in this show too? (I dropped this show too lol I didn't have the patience to wait for Finn to show up)

I watched "Dune: Prophecy" for the actor that we fancast as young Baelor and that show fucking slapped. I loved it so much! And Maekar's actor was in it! A very nice surprise<3

I watched "Dune Part One" (yes I watched the movies after the show lol) and I was halfway through and it was so dumb and confusing(mostly confusing). If I hadn't watched "Dune: Prophecy" before watching this I literally would not understand a single thing

"Dune Part Two" was somewhat better but I still didn't like it all that much (don't jump me. we all have our own different tastes)

PaulJessica and PaulLeto were mostly the only parts of the movies that I liked (yes obviously in a shipping way who do you think I am)

I also liked that blond Princess(don't even know her name lol) and kinda excited to see her and Paul in the next movie. And his sister!!!! So excited to see his sister! I also liked Grany(is that how you write his name? Idk. Whatever the actor who played Thanos lol)

I didn't like any of the bald guys. They kinda scared me lol. I really really REALLY wanna know how house Harkonnen went from whale fur to this madness

I watched episode 5, 2 and 3 of "The Boys" season 5 (in that order) and this show is as dumb as I remember. I fucking hate them for killing Firecracker like that. I liked her so much T-T Homelander sucks, I can't tell what goes on in his head at any moment, I hate butcher, I loathe Hughie, MM is really funny, I have no idea what the fuck Ashley and Sage's whole deal is, Soldier boy and Ryan are really really hot. They should ditch Homelander and fuck each other :) granddad and grandson bonding<3 Also. Ryan calling Homelander "dad" and looking at him like a scared little kid when Homelander was about to beat him up had me so weak I need them to fuck

I then watched the rest of the episodes as they came out and all I remember is just "Soldier Boy Soldier Boy Soldier Boy" (I skipped everyone else's scenes lol) I hated his ending(he practically didn't have one) I didn't care about Homelander's ending. Hughie and Starlight's ending pissed me off though. I hate nuclear family endings. Ryan's ending was nice though<3

I also watched "Penny Dreadful" and really liked it. I got a bunch of ships out of that too

[itsacoffeemug]

At a "third cup of coffee or suicide" point in my day