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Sherlock Holmes: The Hound Of The Baskervilles

TW: Murder

#tumblr memes #fic #funny #lol #animals #sherlock #bbc #watson #sherlock and watson #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #books #detective

Today's constipation is tomorrow's loose motions. Now think of that but substitute emotions instead of crap. I'm proud of this

#mental health #emotions #mental health awareness #safe space #feelings #feeling it #i am so proud of this #some kind of shower thought ig

Theodore bear

I can't tell sci fi from reality anymore. Someone could be reading about "Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk combine to create an A.I called J.E.S.K. (Just Enother Science Kontraption) and I'd swallow that pill without water. And i know I ain't the only one

#first world probz #funny #lol #elon musk #jeff bezos #amazon #elon musk now lets you buy tesla merch in dogecoin

Batman talking to Alfred:

A: Sir, I have seen that you don't have enough of the yellow fabric for your suits. Shall I arrange for more sir?

B: That won't be necessary Alfred

A: Change in the design sir? What colours do you propose to use?

B: Black....

A: Very original sir. And?

B: .......darker black

A: .........

B: ..........

A: *muttering* why on earth did I think it was just a phase?

#batfam #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #the dark knight #bruce wayne #nightwing #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #batman and robin #robin

your-local-reblogger

i wonder if anyone has a crush on me and i see them often, but have no clue

talktotheadhd

It's always the people u least expect to have a crush on u that secretly drool over u

The earthly equivalent of naming a kid Buzz Lightyear is Bob Miles

#geddit coz miles and lightyear are units for measuring distance #this is gonna b famous #i just know it

People with ADHD, are the only ppl, if they r aware they have ADHD, they will know literally everything there is to know abt ADHD coz we have spent a shitload of time absorbed in researching it.

#adhd brain #adhd stuff #adhd things #adhd tag #adhd feels

badjokesbyjeff

A guy asks his wife, “Honey, why do I always get a boner when I’m looking in the mirror?”

She replies, “because your cock thinks you’re a pussy too.

talktotheadhd

Jeff, you son of gun

I don't wanna be the person who struggles and makes it big in the end. I wanna be the mildly yet sufficiently successful, happy, yet annoying couple next door who does activities on all weekends and brags to everyone they meet about themselves. That's life.

posts-from-a-brighter-timeline

I still find it so funny that after Donald Trump was banned from practically all social media that he joined tumblr and we got to bully him off

talktotheadhd

Oh pls let that happen Essence of Tumblr.

Andy: Call me Andy, the name's Andrew.

Randy: Call me Randy, the name's Randrew.

Mandy: Call me Mandy, the names Mandrew.

Candy: Call me Candy, the name's Candrew.

Sandy: Call me Sandy, the names Sandrew.

Handy: Call me Handy, the name's Handjob

jakeflynn

Hey, but wouldn't it be outright madness if everything wrong that happened in 2020 just went away or rectified itself on Jan 1 2021? People would just lose their shit.