MASTER OF ALL THINGS MECHANICAL

I AM 77 AND I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PRONOUNS. <- IS THAT GOOD. I NOTICED THE HIP AND MODERN KIDS PUTTING THEIR AGE AND PRONOUNS IN THEIR BIO. ((OOC: Technus ask blog/in-character blog!))

[technusrulez]

THIS TUMBLR DOT COM BLOG BELONGS TO NICOLAI TECHNUS, GHOST MASTER OF SCIENCE AND ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGY, MASTER OF ALL THINGS MECHANICAL, DESTROYER OF WORLDS, MANIPULATOR OF MACHINES, LORD OF ALL GADGETRY, WIZARD OF INTEGRATED CIRCUITRY, DUKE OF DEVICES, ETC. ETC.

THIS IS WHAT I DO WITH MYSELF WHEN I AM NOT CREATING GENIUS INVENTIONS OR ATTEMPTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

ON THIS BLOG I WILL INTERACT WITH YOU MORTALS. SEND ME ASKS. OR SUBMIT PICTURES. OR SUBMIT PICTURES IN ASKS.

MY TAGS:

#TECH SPEAKS- FOR MY OWN ORIGINAL POSTS

#REBLOGS - SELF EXPLANATORY

#COMPUTERS - FOR PICTURES OF COMPUTERS I LIKE

#MY GLORIOUS VISAGE - PICTURES OF MYSELF

#OTHER WEB STUFF - DIGITAL THINGS THAT ARE NOT COMPUTERS

#NOT COMPUTERS - IMAGES THAT DO NOT FIT INTO THE ABOVE CATEGORIES

#ASKS - ASK

#TXT

#IMG

#VID

#​'ME CORE' AS THE CHILDREN SAY - POSTS I PERSONALLY RELATE TO

MORE TO BE ADDED LATER

- TECHNUS

((ooc below cut))

((Hey! This blog is an in-universe Tumblr RP blog, written as if it's actually owned by Technus. The mun of this blog is @capnportofficial.

This blog is ALSO an ask blog! Send Technus asks!

I used to run an in-character Sidney blog, but I lost inspiration because stuff happened and went weird.

Technus is a lot less likely to get attached to other characters, so I decided I'd like to make an IC blog for him instead.

I'll still interact with people who send asks but there will be no implied in-person interactions! Solely digital!))

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[forbidden-webzone]

[technusrulez]

Do you speak any other languages?

Like from when you were alive, or maybe picked up after death?

Is it possible to speak binary out loud?

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[glassroo]

small town charms

[technusrulez]

DO NOT DRINK THE GREEN.

SOMETIMES IT IS ME.

I EXPLODE. VIOLENTLY.

[spacebased101]

Who… who’s been drinking them???

[technusrulez]

BEHOLD! IN THE REPLIES!

I, TECHNUS, NEVER LIE!

EXCEPT WHEN I DO BUT THAT IS NOT THIS TIME.

I HAVE SCREENSHOTTED EVIDENCE TO BACK ME UP!

[ghosty-ghoulish]

So... show the evidence.

Or are you a cowardly old man?

[technusrulez]

THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN THE REPLY I SCREENSHOTTED! ARE YOU BLIND?

[playbox]

[technusrulez]

CABINET MAN BY LEMON DEMON IS VERY #RELATABLE, AS THE CHILDREN SAY.

(DO THE CHILDREN SAY THAT. AM I STILL HIP WITH THE KIDS?)

[digitalismmm]

Ribs

[technusrulez]

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I DID TO GIVE ANYONE A DIFFERENT IMPRESSION BUT: THIS WEBSITE IS FOR USERS AGED THIRTEEN AND UP, SO I ATTEMPT TO MAKE THIS BLOG CHILD FRIENDLY. I DO NOT WANT TO TRAUMATIZE CHILDREN WHO STUMBLE UPON IT, AND I DO NOT WANT TO MAKE MY BLOG FOR ADULTS ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO SHARE THE JOY OF COMPUTERS WITH THE WORLD!

...IT IS VERY HARD TO DO THIS BY THE WAY. A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF COMPUTER POSTS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE SEXUAL IN NATURE.

[text-mode]

The Walker virus (1998) causes an old man, which happens to be a sprite ripped out of the game Bad Street Brawler, to walk across the screen at regular intervals, interrupting any work being done on the PC.

[technusrulez]

HAPPY TRUCE, EVERYBODY!!

[technusrulez]

I CAN DO A THING WITH MY TONGUE WHERE I SPLIT IT INTO MULTIPLE PLUGS AND SOCKETS.

I WONDER IF I COULD PLUG MYSELF INTO MYSELF FOR INFINITE ELECTRICITY.

[emo-gremlin-deactivated20260415]

Sir, this is the internet.

You can't just...say things like that and expect people not to get weird.

Especially on this fucking hellsite

[technusrulez]

WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. THIS IS A THING I CAN DO.

BY THE WAY, PLUGGING MYSELF INTO MYSELF RESULTED IN SEVERE DAMAGE. NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN.

[emo-gremlin-deactivated20260415]

Just...just trust me on this one. I have seen things that will shatter your soul.

[technusrulez]

I, TECHNUS, AM FAR SUPERIOR TO A SIMPLE MORTAL LIKE YOU.

[never-obsolete]

[never-obsolete]

Sony VAIO Digital Studio PC/Computing - January 1999

[found-in-retro-game-mags]

Holiday Gift Ideas For Your Online Sweetie (Electronic Entertainment #12, Dec. 1994)

[nikkokoi]

Source: Steve’s Computer Museum

good god,,,

[the-real-vlad-masters]

Who Did This?!

It's barely December and someone has already tp'd the grounds of VladCo with red, green, and white dyed toilet paper.

Oh the holidays.

[technusrulez]

WASN'T ME BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP IT LIKE THAT!