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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyāre gone. itās the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatās not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes
*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*
reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way
iāve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.
as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. itās just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. weāre small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, āiām not here to hurt you. hereās something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know weāre on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. iām being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.ā
small talk isnāt to get to know a person. itās just a greeting to affirm youāre buddies in the universe.
i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.
great trope
Who else but THEEE dynamic duo
in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech
OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.
he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WEāRE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
Ā AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DONāT LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTĀ
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAMEĀ FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTERāS GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICKĀ ONEĀ YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandomĀ
So uhā¦.. fun fact about turquoise
They come in varying degrees of blue and green.
THIS IS TUMBLR
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There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:
āHot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.ā
āRegarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.ā
Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP
I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:
āindeed, it seems that the Pacific Northwest (Twilight) is a common locale for finding vampires and werewolves at a high schoolā oh my god
Can't wait to run across this drama summarised in a three hour video essay
why is āget ___ed idiotā one of the funniest sentences in the english language
get verbed idiot, the sequel to āok nounboyā
get verbed nounboy
World Heritage Post
SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! ššš
Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes
That keyboard is a sin against humanity
MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.
me: isnāt it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock
my dad: i thought it was bones
me:
my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal
prev youāre the only person here that gets it
showing this thread to my dad in june for pride month
reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.
I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude
reblog to tell a teenager that these arenāt actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.
Its me reblog to tell me that
Same thing with young adults. It can still get better. Your thirties arenāt when youāre getting old, thatās 70s-80s and we all know old people can be cool as hell anyway.
It might take time. More than has already passed, but it will get better.
It gets better. It does, right? Yeah. Yeah it gets better.
It might take time. More
than has already passed, but
it will get better.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i know itās supposed to be āitās gonna be may!ā But aināt that fuckinā ramen?
how soon we forget Justin timberlakeās bad perm
dan, yelling: STOP JOKING ABOUT ME WANKING PEOPLE OFF. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I'M WANKING OFF.
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ugh this human iām living with is torturing me, they keep leaving fresh cut strawberries RIGHT outside the wall entrance on the countertop
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the strawberries are right there. i could just grab a slice and be back in the wall before they even knew what happened
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fuck it. iām getting a strawberry
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Good luck, op! Be careful!
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hell yessss get that strawberry!!!! š
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hey, op itās been a few hours is there an update?
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guys itās been a couple days i think that human fucking killed them
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RIP error hopefully you got to try those strawberries before you were caught š
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hey all! still alive! sorry for disappearing, the human is actually really nice! it just gave me the strawberry slices. like obviously we should keep being wary of humans, but this one is super chill
and yes, they tasted amazing š¤¤
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you fucked the human didnāt you
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of course not??? you think i donāt have an ounce of respect for my species?? you think iād disgrace all borrowerkind by letting myself be manhandled and degraded into some toy for a giants pleasure??? it shared its food with me and we talked for awhile, as equals, and then we parted ways as friends. thatās it. god there are some freaks on this site
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you absolutely fucked the human
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kill your self
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also im not a fae it literally says borrower in my username
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ur just jealous cuz i fucked a human