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((Independent RP blog for doomed! Rose Lalonde. None of the art belongs to this blogger.)) Pesterchum: temulentTheomancer

[adioscaballero]

but the planet destroy1ng? the paradoxes? were they all 1n the conf1nes of the game? or can you genu1nely do these th1ngs r1ght now 1n wherever you are?

1 heard the mov1es are someth1ng 1 should see as someone who 1sn’t great at read1ng. 1 th1nk 1’ve seen three of your mov1es 1n my l1fe but 1 want to know 1f they’ll ever come close to trump1ng robocop and 1 trust your analyt1c1z1ng op1n1on 

[temulenttheomancer]

Not at the moment. Since the ability to reconfigure bits and pieces of the universe was a game-granted ability, it's currently a little beyond me. I can however still use certain features, such as the alchemiter. Or, if you're so inclined, I can tell you what you'll probably eat for lunch next Tuesday. Truly, my powers are awe-inspiring. I can safely say that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is more sweeping and epic in scale than Robocop, but with fewer hammy one-liners and a distinct lack of gunplay.

[temulenttheomancer]

fleetadmiraldualscar answered your post: “To whom it may concern:”:

It's an egg.

I stand corrected. Pardon me and my egregious mistake. Nevermore shall I add unnecessary plants to my queries. So why is your icon a ravening egg?

[temulenttheomancer]

To whom it may concern:

Dare I ask why your icon is currently a furious, sharp-toothed eggplant?

[temulenttheomancer]

((And I am back. From outer space. You just walked in to find me here with that sad look upon my face-- Alright, elaborate riffs on 1970s disco hits aside, I have a computer now, so I should be around.))

[temulenttheomancer]

((Laptop dead. Typing this on my phone. Will probably not be on often for the next two weeks. Sorry, all. If I owe you a response, like this post and I will get on it once I have access to a computer.))

[dr4copl4t3-blog]

BUT WH3R3 DO 1 ST4RT?? >:O

YOU 4LR34DY H4V3 MY N4M3 4ND 4T L34ST ON3 OF MY 1NT3R3STS WH4T MOR3 COULD 1 POSS1BLY S4Y

[temulenttheomancer]

With the basics, I guess. Pokemon, while an entirely valid and vastly enjoyable interest, is not the whole of your psyche.

[dr4copl4t3-blog]

1 DONT 4CTU4LLY KNOW WH3R3 TO GO FROM H3R3

[temulenttheomancer]

You could bare your soul so that I might delve into it and come up with your darkest secrets clutched in my stubby, bitten-nailed fingers. Or you could tell me about yourself. That works too.

[temulenttheomancer]

I wonder if synchronized blogging would qualify as an Olympic sport.

[dr4copl4t3-blog]

temulenttheomancer began following you

[dr4copl4t3-blog]

1 TH1NK 1 FORGOT TO S4Y H3Y Y3ST3RD4Y SO 1 W1LL DO TH4T NOW

H3Y! MY N4M3S T3R3Z1 4ND TH1S 1S MY BLOG

[temulenttheomancer]

And of course I see your greeting after I post my own. Such are the vagaries of chance, and so it is that I brave them in hopes that I might appear socially acceptable. But I digress. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm Rose.

[temulenttheomancer]

1c1cl3pl4t3 Engrossed as I was in enacting my grand plan to become the tyrant of all I survey, I managed to miss someone. Hello to you, too.

[temulenttheomancer]

pediipalp threshprincedom serrket clairvoyantkind chevalierdetemps Today is apparently the day that I acquire a teeming horde of followers. Soon, I will march on the multiverse. The people of innumerable worlds shall be driven before me, and the air will be rent with the lamentations of their various romantic partners. Megalomaniacal delusions aside, hello. I'm Rose.

[adioscaballero]

1’m not go1ng to adm1t how many t1mes 1 had to re-read that to grasp 1t  or really just to bel1eve 1t - though 1 hope that 1sn’t a blow to your personal cred1b1l1ty because the story’s content 1tself sounds batsh1t insane no matter how or who tells 1t

but condolences for your fr1ends and the1r pass1ng regardless

don’t tell my descendant of course he’d be a l1ttle crushed 1f he found out 1 wasn’t exactly enthralled

[temulenttheomancer]

No offense taken. My personal credibility remains happily unbludgeoned. The epic saga of How We Completely Fucked Up Everything boggles the mind and invites more than a little skepticism. "Batshit insane" is actually a pretty good description of the aforementioned events. Thank you. In regards to our shared disdain for Tolkien's storytelling methods: my lips are sealed. Far be it from me to stomp all over your progeny's love of fantasy with the hobnailed boots of harsh literary criticism.

[temulenttheomancer]

When in need of the mother of all dick jokes, one can always turn to Freud.

[cachemia]

I PASSED OUT FOR A FEW HOURS AFTER FOLLOWING YOU BACK, BUT JUST STUMBLED UPON THIS. THREE HOURS ISN’T TOO LONG TO LEAVE YOU HANGING, RIGHT? IT DOESN’T MATTER EITHER WAY BECAUSE I AM HUNKERING DOWN AND REPLYING ANYWAY.

WAS YOUR GRAND SPREE OF FOLLOWING REALLY WORTH IT IF THIS IS YOUR NEW ASSEMBLY OF MUTUALS.  TAKE ME, FOR EXAMPLE: IN THE FUTURE, I’LL PROBABLY JUST LIKE YOUR POSTS AND THEN FILL YOUR DASHBOARD WITH THE DIRTIEST SHITBLOGGING POSSIBLE WITHOUT ACTIVELY BEING ON THE GAPER. OR MOVIE GIFSETS, THAT’S ALWAYS AN OPTION.

[temulenttheomancer]

Too long? Of course not. Disregard the fact that I was perched on the edge of my seat with my quivering heart in my throat as I awaited your reply. Don't let my rapt attention dissuade you from procrastinating. Given that I went about my nefarious plot with a cat in my lap and a drink in my hand, I do believe I've gotten quite a lot of bang for my buck. I may or may not be temporarily deaf from the thunder of mysteriously exploding currency. Scorched and mangled banknotes have rained down upon my unsuspecting head, and I think there's bits of a twenty caught in my hair. Painfully overextended monetary analogies aside, I doubt you shitblog as much as you think.

[adioscaballero]

oh of course - 1’m just jok1ng around

1 th1nk 1 understood a handful of words 1n that open1ng b1t and th1s t1me 1t’s not even a swollen bloated vocabulary 1ssue

but aha! 1 got that reference! my descendant tr1ed to get me to read all those books and you are r1ght about the excruc1at1ng th1ng (1 tr1ed though 1 really d1d) 1’m def1n1tely cur1ous about the exc1t1ng parts

[temulenttheomancer]

To be brief: my friends and I were dense enough to play a video game that bombarded our planet with meteors. We ended up doing such interesting things as creating time paradoxes, ripping apart planets in search of answers, and becoming puppets of those who dwell in the Furthest Ring.They then proceeded to do backflips off this mortal coil in various tragic ways. I survived. The (brutally truncated) end. Agreed. There are some things that, as a reader, I just do not care to know, and the precise level of merriness of the elves of Rivendell is one of them.

[adioscaballero]

howv unfortunate

oh well 1 d1dn’t expect e1ther one of those shots to work but a broken watch’s r1ght two t1mes a day.. perhaps 1’ll shed one tear that you know dualscar but as for the other th1ng 1’m a l1ttle confused how you catapult yourself out of the un1verse and 1nto some other one 

[temulenttheomancer]

I knowv, right? In all honesty, he's not that bad.  As for the question about my current plane of existence, it's a very long story involving a gaming-wrought apocalypse, multiple people not only being merely dead, but really, most sincerely dead, and enough alternate timelines to make Chronos beg for mercy. However, I'm more than capable of boiling this epic saga down to the exciting parts. Unlike Tolkien, I'm not compelled to describe everything in excruciating detail.

[temulenttheomancer]

b33otch voleuse skyphile coarctatuscachemia indigenceinexcusable efflorescenceofarose crepuxulum virxdian Apparently my grand campaign of idly clicking the follow button has lured a chosen few into my sinister clutches. Be still, my racing heart. I may just keel over from joy. For those of you who may not have noticed, I'm Rose.