Text Posts Gaeilge

I'm translating posts to Gaeilge

[things-that-are-not-true]

grow your puppy online free click here to begiin

[textpostsgaeilge]

fás do choileán ar líne saor in aisce clicéail anseo le toosú

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[textpostsgaeilge]

Tá tart an domhain orm... cén fáth nach n-úsáideann tú /uiscigh chun mé a uiciú?

/uiscigh

Ó... go raibh maith agat!!

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[duillean]

má lorgann tú gruaim is treascairt, is ach gruaim is treascairt a fheicfidh tú. má lorgann tú rudaí ar lascaine sa siopa, b'fhéidir go gheobhaidh tú aoibhneas beg

[duillean]

Foca(i)l an Lae

breicneach, bricíní gréine, póigíní gréine - "freckles"

breicne(ach) - freckle(s)

bricín(í) gréine - sun speckle(s)

póigín(í) gréine - sun kiss(es)

"Seo iad cúpla bealach chun "freckles" a rá as Gaeilge. Deirim póigíní gréine toisc go bhfuil sí an téarma a fhoghlaim mé ar scoil (agus tá sí is gleoite dar liom)."

(These are a couple (of) ways to say "freckles" in Irish. I say sun kisses because it's the term I learned on (in) school (and it's the cutest in my opinion).)

[duillean]

Focal an Lae:

brionglóid - dream 💭

Bhíomar ag caint i mo bhrionglóid aréir agus mothaím gur chuir mé in aithne níos fearr ort ar fad. Ná labhair liom arís go deo.

[We were talking in my dream last night and I feel that I put you in better knowing on length. Don't speak with me again ever.

(We were talking in my dream last night and I feel I got to know you much better. Never speak to me again).]

[duillean]

Focal an Lae:

dlúthchara - bestfriend

dlúth - "close, compact"

cara - "friend"

"Is mo dhlúthchara thú. Ar ndóigh go dtabharfaidh mé ailibí duit."

[You're my bestfriend. On way/manner/expectation I'll give an alibi to you (Of course I'll give you an alibi).]

[memeuplift]

[duillean]

An bheatha má éiríonn sé léi ☀️

An bheatha má ní éiríonn sé léi ☀️

[pjackk]

1 million animals are dead cuz of me and i didnt even do shit exept chilling

[textpostsgaeilge]

Fuair milliún ainmhí bás mar gheall orm agus ní dhearna mé faic seachas é a thógáil go bog

[ceruleanheaven]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[textpostsgaeilge]

a chairde, d'inish mé bréaggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 tá sé ag taistaigh uaim i ndáiríre 😭😭😭 tá sé ar dhíth dom 😭😭😭😭 tá an-ghá agam leis tá sé ag scroiseadh mo shaol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spamtonhater1997]

DOWNLOADING WET SPIDER

[textpostsgaeilge]

AG ÍOSLÓIDÁIL DAMHÁN ALLA FLUICH

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[textpostsgaeilge]

Is mise d'aingeal coimhdeachta dia duiiiiit 😇 ceart go leoir 🙏 so. I dtimpeall sé mhí, gheobhaidh tú bás den ocras. 🥺 is mura gcosnaím thú, beidh mé, as mo phost: #briseadh 🫢 agus níl sin go maith ar Chor ar Bith 🙅‍♀️ háháá Mar Sin. 🙏 d'fhiosraigh mé cúiseanna d'ocras, is coúil go bhuil: Tà do bhás go hiomlán inchoiscthe! 😯 Ó! 😆 Tá neart bia chun thú a coinnéal gan cur isteach ar mharthanas d'éine eile, ach níl an cead agat é a bheith agat! 🤨 Céaaard? 🤷‍♀️ Tá do bhás réamhbheartaithe ag na mílte de rudaí d'arbh ainm 'scairshealbhóirí', más fíor. Mar sin. 🙏 Táim ag marú,

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[textpostsgaeilge]

*le guth eminem* *titim i bpoll i ngráta séarach roimh a deirim rud ar bith*

[irondive]

[textpostsgaeilge]

chun d'iarrachta laige a bainistiú, tapáil M'Iarrachta > Lag

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

I make sure to shoplift exclusively from small businesses

[textpostsgaeilge]

Déanaim cinnte go ngoidim ò siopaí beaga amháin

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[textpostsgaeilge]

Níl siad ag dhéanamh faic dom #riailghrúpa

[3000s]

im not addicted to images i can quit any time i want

[textpostsgaeilge]

níl andúil agam sna híomhánna táim in ann éirigh as aon uair is mian liom

[bippus]

Can i bum a smile

[textpostsgaeilge]

An féidir liom meangadh a bhumáil uait