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Aaron ● He/Him ● 33 ● Gay ● Taurus I'm an enormous nerd, an occasional artist, and an avid RPer. This blog may contain male nudity and gay porn, tagged "dick warning". If you're feeling kind, I appreciate tags for female nudity.

[everchased]

hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

[dragonbellies-deactivated201812]

Say it with me ladies;

Me👏Not👏 That👏Kind👏of👏Orc

[rykhafirehand]

[michithephoenix]

@thatkindoforc

and might as well tag @tiqalicious too

[ceslatoil]

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

[loislanespulitzerprize]

@wicked-felina

[cumaeansibyl]

Lestat: WHY DON’T WE GLITTER I WAS ROBBED

Louis: Does he ask our pity? He can walk in the sunlight, whereas we, foul creatures of darkness as we are, are forever barred from God’s kindly li –

Lestat, upending a pound of iridescent craft glitter on his head: SHUT UP LOUIS

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[thatkindoforc]

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

[thatkindoforc]

Anyway here's a video of my cat being a sleepy purr monster

[shithowdy]

I’m awake now (ostensibly), but this whole thing still feels like a very surreal bad dream. I’ve had some time to digest it but I still don’t know what to say, not for a loss of words but a fear that I cannot properly articulate them.

For those who have missed my earlier post going around on the subject, Wyrmrest Accord player Mephest/Croft passed away monday night after being struck by a young driver illegally driving without supervision. I am not going to focus on my anger over this because it’s impotent and pointless to do so, but I can’t help at least a bit of raw dwelling on the subject because it was such a totally unfair, undeserved, and avoidable accident.

And a big emphasis on unfair. It’s never fair, but Jordan was so young, vibrant, and full of good things. A lot of people might recognize him as the “positivity troll”, for better or for worse, but I can say that outlook was in earnest. His primary goal in everything he did was to make people laugh, be it through biting quips, unexpected posts in RP, or just plain having a knack for pointing out the absurd in every situation.

I was not as close to him as some in my circle who have had deeply personal friendships with him for the past several years, but we did chat frequently. I’ve had the pleasure of roleplaying with him, raiding with him, and taking art commissions from him. The hardest part about this so far has been the notion that I’m never again going to see a ping by his name on my friends list only to discover it’s just another grotesque yaoi hands image. I’m never going to get interrupted in voice chat by another drive-by “fuck you! fight me!”. Little stupid things that seem like meaningless funny interactions at the time that you don’t realize until later how much they made you smile.

I am going to miss him so, so much.

He has been a longstanding part of the community (since the server’s inception, I believe) and leaves behind a vacuum of creativity and cheer. I hope everybody does their part to fill it.

Try positivity.

[kingomelette]

Thank you, Kat. A tremendous amount of these are my thoughts as well.

[emengel]

[0928soubi]

Oh MY GLOOOOOOOB

[amphata]

SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT

[yermemeblog]

[thatkindoforc]

Yay new piercings! Got the same septum I've had for a while but went for a bigger diameter so it won't kill me nose to take out, though now I'm wishing I'd gone up to 10g instead of 12g since it LOOKS thinner Also re-pierced my ears, plan on stretching em so I can wear tunnels. The ear cuff isn't pierced but I like it Basically I like jewelry but I hate remembering to put it on in the morning lmao Also tried to selfie witg George and he just hated

[incrediblysincere]

there are only two genders

[fursoni]

are you ethereal elf or big ugly orc

[oso-peluche]

big HANDSOME Orc cuz all orcs are handsome 

[sixpenceee]

I see no lie.

[her-outspoken-truth]

But dogs would and that’s all that matters.

[thatkindoforc]

The capitalist idea that call center reps need to take calls back to back with no breathing room in between outside their Legally Mandated Breaks in order to be Productive is suffocating and slowly killong me :)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

What?

While meeting a religious figurehead of the town we were scouting.

Orc: Good evening father Religious dude: That’s not my title. Orc: ……..daddy?

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

my brain: i can’t live like this anymore

me looking at funney picture of raccoon eating nachos: 

[kaptainandy]