aloha, bitches.

[dollypopup]

I'm sorry, I will never truly get over how Colin looks so longingly and yearningly at Pen in the distance when she's talking to Debling at the Balloon Faire that he has to eat the same cake she did to taste her in his mouth

and is so pressed about the fact that she's talking to some other dude instead of him that he's doing the regency equivalent of 'I don't fucking like that guy, come roast him with me' to his buddies

but the WHOLE time this is the conversation Penelope is having with that man

and then almost gets killed by a BALLOON traveling at 0.25 kilometers an hour because she becomes afflicted by The Horny(tm) when she sees Colin Bridgerton's arms as he runs to save her

these two are so unserious and double down bad for each other, I love them with all my heart

[ruinedchildhood]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[smell-your-sweat--wizard-penis]

In love with the concept that men still wear hats like that

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[hungwy]

another internet thing kids wont experience is toolbar stacking:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

This shit was barbaric even for 2001

[seabassapologist]

You can just feel the presence of computer viruses in these pictures

[fiere-violet]

[novelvoid]

“Friend.”

[jesusisababey]

What, you don’t beg for kisses and have sex dreams about ur old school friends? Pfft, grow up 😤

[ginkobirchfalls]

An addition

[valeria2067]

Just bros being bros!

[youlovetoseeit]

genius

[weaver-z]

Why is my Catholic grandfather so much funnier than me

[weaver-z]

My grandfather: Hey, what’s a bigamist?

Me: Oh, that’s an old term for someone who is married to two people unlawfully.

My grandfather: Incorrect

Me: ?

My grandfather: A bigamist is a thick fog over Italy :)

[lunarkittens]

every time i shower i’m like this is going to make me a brand new person

[saudness]

Nobody gives me butterflies no more, y’all just give me brain damage

[dontmakemefall]

[zylv-blog]

getting older is scary can i stop

[l0nely-smiles]

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

[lumberjackmack]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tentegen]

FUUUUCK.  Thats what is called a PRO GAMER MOVE.

[obviousplant]

Not for good girl

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

WARNING: If you good girl then no

[moveaimlessley]

WARNING: DO NOT BUY if you are good girl

[laimfunk]

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

[laimfunk]

A follow up in my sketchbook

[jimhensonreject]

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

[blackness-by-your-side]

WORD.

[swagintherain]

he does the job no one wants to do and then will be told that he’s stealing it.

[motherofpalms-deactivated202003]

The driscolls boycott is still goin on And here are ways you can help farmworkers

Donate to food chain workers alliance https://t.co/okIpzNoyEv

Donate to United farm workers https://t.co/HwgXdH4l7w

Donate to farmworker justice https://t.co/O14KKMg7KE

Donate/give supplies to migrant Farmworkers Assistance Fund https://t.co/ePbmNBVLMP

Donate to center for Farmworker families https://t.co/IReMpiEaq1

Donate to campaign for Migrant worker justice https://t.co/f2TV0Jqzd1

Donate to brandworkers https://t.co/NhTNsUrbBw

Donate to CIW https://t.co/uH5bUUGqwg

Keep in mind that Publix and Wendy’s refuse to join the fair food program

[hitthisandjustchill]

Reblogging again for the links

[kateywumpus]

Yeah. I was about to say. He’s that fast because he’s being paid by the pound, not by the hour. So he has to or else he won’t be able to make enough money to put food on the table.

[plum-soup]

Yeah this is the exact reason slave-grown crops were always lower quality back in the day. Brutally exploited workers, overworked and underfed, trying to reach harvesting quotas as quickly and efficiently as possible is obviously terrible for workers, but it also significantly lowers the quality of the food you eat