The Rye Guy

Hey, I'm Ryan. 21. Gay. Growing and learning to be the best person I can be.

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[teathattast]

@classicdadmoves

[marchofthethieves]

where’d they get all those dads

[hweianime]

Dadmart

[stevesstrange]

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

[lumber-jack-white-2]

it’s like we got vine back for a brief moment

[thefullestco]

[versacemom]

Me when I get to see some strangers fighting at Applebee’s.

[thethingsifindfunny]

I just died

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[toshio]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

the turkey swiss on rye incident

[silver-cirquit-blog]

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

[doggoschmoggo-deactivated201905]

this is like a book

[fuks]

[omghotmemes]

Sometimes it really should be like that

[swagintherain]

White privilege can also be hard…

[postingwhileblack]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN

[last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023]

Dear God….

[glycdiallan-deactivated20220127]

I am fucking dying omg

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

I’m the second “Berkley” yell

[coleyyoung]

Oh my fucking god

[i-mister-completely]

Always reblog.

[chrxs-art]

opportunity rover: my battery is low and it is getting dark

me, already on the phone begging nasa to send me to mars so i can help her:

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[jasonmantzoukas]

when b99 does The Thing

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

GRANDMA!

[zjayspov]

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

[cloudfreed]

gramma esther destroyed him

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

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