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Janaina Medeiros
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Jules of Nature
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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a collection of autism feelings
- someone is speaking to me with words right now, but i cant hear it
- *stims for the first time in a while* HOLY SHIT
- need. headphones.
- why did my voice come out of my mouth that way
- Music I Like Must Be Loud Enough To Consume My Entire Body
- NUMB?eRS¿???
- one foot stepped on a sidewalk crack so now i must step on a crack with my other foot for them to feel even again
- IM GGONNA EAT MY WHOLE RNTIRE SPECIAL INTEREST
- m u s t o r g a n i z e
JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME
X
he cannot die. Unstoppable
Bad dog. Out you go
The Dog Will Stay
Too bad.
the dog stays
WRONG
Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.
THE DOG GOES.
The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn.
THE DOG STAYS
Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.
The dog goes.
Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.
THE DOG. STAYS.
I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle
THE DOG GOES
THE DOG STAYS
^ this entire thread in a nutshell.
THE DOG IS MINE.
Good News of 2017
The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!
The last one was great!
FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH
Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots
Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.
So you should never use this effective strategy for disrupting logging operations because it is illegal.
Here’s a link describing exactly how to do it, so you can make sure not to by accident.
put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado
OH MY GOD
I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!”
The kid deadpans me with “I DM for 8 people who keep splitting the party, I think that’s why I’m really here.”
Relatable, kid, relatable.
florence welch: forest goddess, queen of the fae
hozier: florence's son with a mortal woodcutter, trapped between the mortal realm and the fae realm
lorde: dark entity summoned by victorian occultists
lady gaga: diva possessed by the spirit of a modern art exhibit
beyonce and solange: the sun and the moon
kanye west: protagonist of an epic greek tragedy
lana del rey: met the devil at the crossroads and sucked his dick
carly rae jepsen: a mortal, but we don't deserve her
Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”
This post gave me a fucking ulcer.
My mom
I feel so many things right now
this is the fall 2017 mood
there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”
isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff
No, thats rigor mortis
rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta
You’re thinking of rigatoni
rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations
no, youre thinking of richter scale.
rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans
nah, thats ratatouille
rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents
That’s Remy Buxaplenty,
Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays
you’re thinking of Rickrolling
Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose
no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…
Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
No, that’s Ricky Martin.
Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.
No, that’s Rice a Roni
Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure
No, that’s a rigamarole.
Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.
No, that’s a rickshaw.
Obviously none of you have a high enough IQ to know what Rick and Morty is.
No, that’s being thick and dopey.
Rick and Morty are fictional characters from Hammett’s The Thin Man.
rick and morty are fictional characters from hammett’s the thin man
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
I am so ready for the first of Halloween.
Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.
Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.
Send me pics of your ghost costumes :>
Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?
They’re single and ready to mingle~
if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this
sorry
notreally
Yas, come through Ghost Thot!
Can I get on the plane now please?
NO ITS DELAYED 9 HOURS
Okay
…
Any updates?
YEAH WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM. BECAUSE WE HATE YOU. NOW TAKE THIS MEAL VOUCHER THAT DOESNT WORK- GO- FETCH!
Okay
…
Can I have a sandwich please?
NO
Okay
YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU?
Noo
SAY IT
I’m a little fat girl
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Can I please go home on an airplane?
NO, IN FACT, WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDER, AND YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR 30 YEARS
Why are you doing this?
🎶BECAUSE WERE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE🎶
…
Lets see if southwest has any flights
a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball
