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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys Iām crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stopā¦..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please donāt
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughingĀ
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I donāt even know if iāll still be on tumblr then
one of my favorite scenes in all of jojo, I donāt think a photoset alone does it justice
lol stupid fatties!
Their fault for being fat and not taking care of them selves
It really does not make sense to judge someone who loves their body. Just because someone is āplus sizeā it doesnāt mean they arenāt taking care of their body.
Well theyāre fat, which comes from laziness and not taking care of yourself. If they actually did take care of them selves then they wouldnāt be fat now would they?
Thatās not how it works, nor does that make any sense. Iām so done.
Probably the fat in your head preventing you from understanding anything
Whatās with that gif? Has nothing to do with anything at hand and kinda pointless
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size 12 shoe like 5 inch meat
Pizza Delivery (transcript)Ā This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Pizza Delivery" from season one, which aired on August 14, 1999.
Squidward: [Scene starts at the Krusty Krab with SpongeBob cleaning a table] Hurry up with those chairs, SpongeBob, itās after closing and Iād like to go HOME.
[phone rings]
SpongeBob: I got it, I got it! Coming. [leaps for the phone but Squidward answers it first]
Squidward: Hello? Sorry, sir, weāre closeā¦ [Mr. Krabs snatches phone]
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy, there, Krusty Krab. How could I help you? [customer explains order over phone] Pizza?[eyes turn into dollar signs] Umā¦ Of course we have pizza.
Squidward: Uhh, Mr. Krabsā¦
Mr. Krabs: Our delivery Squid will bring it right over.[hangs up]
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we donāt serve pizza. [Mr. Krabs gets a plate of Krabby patties and turns it into pizza. Then he puts it in a box] We donāt deliver.
Mr. Krabs: We donāt deliver, but you do.
Squidward: Canāt you just get SpongeBob to do it?
Mr. Krabs: Great idea! Take him with you. [SpongeBob sneaks over smiling big]
Squidward: Thatās not what I had in mind!
SpongeBob: Front endā¦ check. Antennaā¦ [touches the boat antenna making it vibrate] check. Bumperā¦ check. Bumper stickerā¦ [bumper sticker says āI Brake For Sea Urchinsā] ā¦check. [uncaps the tire pressure and fills up with air, and talks in a squeaky, high pitched voice] TIRE PRESSURE! [blows out the rest of the pressure in Squidwardās face, and SpongeBob goes back to normal] ā¦check. Vehicle inspection complete! Weāre really making history here Squidward. That lucky customer is going to get the first Krabby Patty Pizza ever.
Squidward: Good, then you drive.
SpongeBob: I canāt. Iām still in Boating School.
Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. Its just around the corner.
SpongeBob: Well, yeah, butā¦
Squidward: Just do what you do in school.
SpongeBob: Well, okay. Wait, donāt tell me.
Squidward: Back it up.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Squidward: Back it up.
SpongeBob: Right, back it up. [tries to move the stick shift down]
Squidward: Back it up!
SpongeBob: Okay, okay.
Squidward: Shift into reverse, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse. [the words āFORWARDā and āBACKWARDā turn into Korean characters, ģģ¼ė”ź° (FORWARD) and ė¤ė”ź° (BACKWARD)]
Squidward: BACK IT UP!
SpongeBob: [shifts gears] Backing up! Backing up! [boat backs up really fast]
Squidward: [tries to get the wheel] NO! SpongeBob! You did it wrong! Gimme the wheel, SpongeBob. Give me the wheel! Give me it!
SpongeBob: Backing up! Backing up! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack-i-i-i-i-i-ng up! [they go over a bumpy area with rocks and then they spin around and around and around, screaming. The next morning, the boat goes over five hills] Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. [boat stops with no fuel left]
Squidward: Wellā¦ you backed up. And you know what? I think were out of gas. And you know what else?[echoing] WEāRE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
SpongeBob: And you know what else else? I think the pizzas getting cold.
Squidward: And the pizzaās cold? Oh, the pizzaās cold. Not the pizza! Oh, how could it get any worse?[kicks boat and the boat starts up again and goes forward fast back to the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: Well, we can still deliver it on foot. [both walk on the sand]
Squidward: Ow, ow ow.
SpongeBob: [singing] The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizzaā¦
Squidward: ā¦And my feet are killing me. Whoa. [trips over SpongeBob] SpongeBob? What are you doing?
SpongeBob: [rubbing ground] Its an old pioneer trick. I saw it in a movie once.
Squidward: SpongeBob, this is no time forā¦
SpongeBob: Shh, shh, shh. Itās working.
Squidward: What is it?
SpongeBob: [pointing to the road] Truck! 16 wheels. Now I can show you how the pioneers hitchhiked.[starts dancing in the road] Wheeā¦ eeeā¦
Truck Driver: Crashinā frashinā break dancers!
Squidward: Hes stopping! Heās stopping! [Squidward realizes heās not stopping and grabs SpongeBob out of the way where they are covered in sand thanks to the truck]
SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza free delivery. The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza very ta-asty. [SpongeBob gets carried around in the air by the huge winds]
Squidward: Will you let go of that stupid pizza, already?!
SpongeBob: I canāt, its for the customer!
Squidward: Well Who cares about the customer?!
SpongeBob: I do!
Squidward: Well, I donāt!
SpongeBob: [wind stops and SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [starts flying again]
Squidward: Let go of that pizza!
SpongeBob: No! [runs over Squidward]
Squidward: Ow. [holding SpongeBobās legs] SpongeBob, let go of that pizza!
SpongeBob: No! Its for the customer!
Squidward: SpongeBob! Let go of the pizza! [lifts up into the tornado]
SpongeBob: NOOO!
Squidward: SpongeBob! [looks down] Hang onto the pizza! [tornado spits them both out. SpongeBob uses the pizza as a parachute but Squidward falls hard onto the ground] Hey! Hey! [crawls up to the screen] Wheres the road? Whereās the road? Weāre doomed! How are we gonna get home, which way do we go? [SpongeBob lands] What are we gonna do now! Thereās no road here!
SpongeBob: I think townās this way. [points]
Squidward: Oh, donāt tell me, Jethro. The pioneers?
SpongeBob: Thatās right. Moss always points to civilization.
Squidward: That way? That way there? [SpongeBob nods] So, let me get this straightā¦ you think that we should go that way?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Squidward: Well, then Iām going this way. [heads the other way]
SpongeBob: Huh? Squid, wait! I donāt thinkā¦
Squidward: Trust me, I know where Iām going. [Pans out to show another city in the other direction]
SpongeBob: [sings] The Krusty Krab pizza absolutivally. [later] pizzaā¦ [drum sounds] pizzaā¦ [later, SpongeBob is walking backwards. SpongeBobās pants almost split into two and move up and down simultaneously while he continues to make drum sounds. Still later] Krusty KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB pizza is the pizza, yeah, for you and [falsetto] MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [later] Krab Pizzaā¦ for you. Krusā¦ the Krusshy and theā¦ Krab and theā¦ pizza inside. [Later, they are both lying face down in the sand]
Squidward: Sponge, we gotta eat something.
SpongeBob: I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral. [Squidward eats some coral] No, maybe it wasnāt coral. [Squidward spits out the coral] Maybe it was sand, no, no, mud.
Squidward: Give me the pizza!
SpongeBob: Wait, I remember now. It was coral!
Squidward: Give it to me!
SpongeBob: No, we promised itās for the customer.
Squidward: [fancy music plays] Youāre right. Itās for the customer.
SpongeBob: Yeah!
Squidward: Maybe we better check on it, make sure its okay.
SpongeBob: Well?
Squidward: Just a peek. [opens box]
SpongeBob: [he shuts it quickly] Okay, its fine.
Squidward: No, I think I saw something. [opens box] Oh, no. I was wrong. It looks okay. Sure is a fine looking pizza.
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Squidward: Whatās that? Is that the cheese?
SpongeBob: Yeah!
Squidward: And the pepperoni?
SpongeBob: Yeah!
Squidward: Oh, looks good, huh?
SpongeBob: Wait a second, I know what youāre trying to do Squidward. Iām not letting you eat the pizza!
Squidward: Give me the pizza! now!
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: Donāt make me take it away from you, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Get away!
Squidward: Get back here, SpongeBob, give me the pizza!
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: No!
Squidward: Wait!
SpongeBob: No! No![runs into Squidward]
Squidward: I want that pizza and youāre gonna hand it over one way or another!
SpongeBob: Look, weāre saved!
Squidward: Sure, weāre saved. NOW GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!
SpongeBob: No, really Squid, weāre saved! Weāre saved! Weāre saved! [he jumps in and out of his pants]
Squidward: Will you cut that out?!
SpongeBob: [to a conga beat] Saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved![rips himself apart then the two parts go in circles and then they connect again. SpongeBob starts doing a conga dance] Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, we are saved!
Squidward: Thatās just a stupid boulder!
SpongeBob: Itās not just a boulder. [sniff] Itās a rock. [cries] A rock! A rock! Its a big beautiful, old rock.[climbs up it and rubs it] Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and itās in great shape.
Squidward: SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?! Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left? Thatās because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now, youāre telling me they thought they could driveā¦ [SpongeBob runs over Squidward with the boulder]ā¦rocks? Hold on there, Jethro!
SpongeBob: I canāt wait to see the look on our customers face! [rings doorbell]
Tom: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Congratulations, sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here!
Tom: Wow, thanks! Iāve been dying for one of these. Itā¦ [brief pause] Whereās my drink?
SpongeBob: What drink?
Tom: [in an angry tone] My drink!? My diet Dr. Kelp. Donāt tell me you forgot my drink!
SpongeBob: [checks through the order] But, you didnāt order anyā¦
Tom: [yelling] How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!
SpongeBob: Butā¦ butā¦ [Tears start rolling down his face]
Tom: Didnāt you ever once think of the customer?! [gives the pizza back] You call yourself a delivery boy?! WELL I AINāT BUYING! [slams door. SpongeBob goes over to Squidward, smiling and trying not to cry]
Squidward: Sponge? Sponge? Itās okay. Sponge? [SpongeBob drops the pizza, falls over, starts sobbing and absorbs his tears] Sponge? [Squidward gets angry, grabs the pizza, stomps towards the Customerās house and pounds on the door]
Tom: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I aināt paying for that!
Squidward: Well, this oneās on the HOUSE! [throws the pizza in Tomās face, knocking him out]
SpongeBob: [still crying] Did he change his mind?
Squidward: He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.
SpongeBob: [stops crying] No drink?
Squidward: Nah. Now take me home. [jumps up on the rock]
SpongeBob: Are you kidding? We have just enough time to make it back to work. [backs up the rock where they are instantly at the Krusty Krab]
Squidward: Work? [screen cuts to black] Oh, my aching tentacles!
