Asinine Reblogs

My ancestors ate portions of your ancestors. Sorry and thanks.

[sleepy-bebby]

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[i-give-you-a-fish]

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

[targetedknowledge]

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[madeyoulaughgifs]

Beware of attack rabbits

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[yorgen-sh]

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[puyopuyo]

i forget itunes keeps track of how many times you play a song fucking christ

[puyopuyo]

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off