The Swam

Hello hi hello hello hi He/It What’s 9 + 10? MY AGE (21) I am so bad at tumblr

[theswam]

Stop lasering off your moles and covering your freckles where am I supposed to look on your face if you’re featureless

[theswam]

Give a man a fish

He’ll say thank you for the fish

Teach a man to fish

He’ll say thanks for teaching me how to fish

[theswam]

I like ships when one is a horrific freak and the other has to deal with it

[gattobamboom]

[theswam]

Goregeousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[theswam]

HEY YOU!!! SAC ANUME IS NHOUERS!! I’ll be in my Vittorino cosplay today !! (Saturday) ! Find me!! Or don’t whatever tch.

[theswam]

Sometimes I like to imagine a silhouette with large and colorful eyes shambling through my doorway at night

I don’t think there’s anything it could do that would disturb me more than just watching me stare back

But that also wouldn’t be so bad

Ummmmm yah that’s the post

[gattobamboom]

[theswam]

Yeah I like this

[theswam]

HOW DO I CHANGE MY BIO ON THIS GODFORSAKEN APP

[theswam]

I lose attraction to characters the moment they’re not fictional. Someone diagnose me. (/j)

[i-thinkim-funny]

We have a bunch (45 if I remember correctly) of lil guys! I love doing southpark mass attacks, and this one is my biggest! We have people I attacked AND extras!

@doogieverse @doogieverse @theswam

[theswam]

YEAHHHH HI PJ BOY TYSM AGAIN!!!

[plohodelo]

Vittorino (real life)

[theswam]

Yeah fuck you I’m wearing my sky zone socks in the house.

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[fromcrowgon]

Me: Guards, fetch me my wizard

The wizard: Oh Ah Ooh OOF! *gets kicked into the room like a ball by the guards* oh you rang, my liege?

Mme: Yes i need your help divining this

My wizard: Oh of course my liege

and so yeah thats just a typical day in my life. Also blades bounce off my skin and my wizard is contagious so don't even think about trying to usurp me as ruler of the kingdom

[theswam]

I hate when I’m incomprehensible and someone tries to say they get it. No you don’t. I don’t even get it.

[theswam]

The blunder

I don't like your tone. I. DON'T. LIKE. YOUR. TONE. The world. Keep reading.

[theswam]

the blunder

WITH EVERTHING IN THIS WORLD I WILL CURSE YOU. I WILL CURSE YOU WITH SO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!

That's right. That's YOUR. BLUNDER.