The Western Blot

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[thewesternblot]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[latinaswithfacialfuzz]

I’ve seen the last two stills everywhere but I feel like it’s important to know he was talking about student debt. 

[awesomegirlfromnextdoor-deactiv]

Go to med school they said. It will be fun they said.

[vet-in-progress]

When a professor goes overtime on a lecture

[jamjarsthebook-blog]

I hate stories that end on a cliffhanger.

It’s like, I need to know how it’s gonna

[academicssay]

[phantomspannahmed]

✨Harry Potter and the Goblet of Metastases ✨

[cranquis]

If all my science classes had been illustrated like this… ah, what might have been.

[arashpoems]

Cancer research

Cancer Research hold cake and tea events to raise money for treatment. Yet sugar, which is in cakes is one of the main reasons for cancer cell growth. So do they really care about cancer patiences or just trying to make as much money as possible?

[wayfaringmd]

And I bet they make the tea with real water, which is also essential for cancer cell growth!

[cranquis]

And then they serve the cake and tea to HUMANS, who are the very organisms that tend to become cancer patients!

[pleasedotheneedful]

for someone who hates sugar so much they sure do drink a lot of koolaid.

[drdessertfox]

[biscully]

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

facebook messenger supports latex-formatted messages now and i am LIVING

[sigmaaldrichofficial-deactivate]

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

i’m scrEAMING

[the-axiom-of-choice]

where’s “other woman in stem acts like sexism in stem doesn’t exist and invalidates your own experiences”

[the-unabridged-journals]

*cries*

[the-unabridged-journals]

I went on to my whatsapp and sent this to my friends and then I decides to cross out thd blocks that applied to me. I GOT BINGO 3 DIFFERENT WAYS

[caffeinatedcraziness]

I’d like to add:

1) “pretending not to be feminine because you think that’ll put you at a disadvantage”

2) Being told you’ll have to work harder for less pay/recognition/etc because you’re not a man (usually told by another woman)

3) Being told that you’re only there because you increase the institution’s diversity (i.e. you only got accepted/hired because you’re a woman. 

4) Hiding your emotions when you have a bad day for fear someone will call you overly emotional or make a snide comment that you’re on your period. 

[cancerbiophd]

5) being asked “are you sure???” when you say you want to have children

6) people assuming your male significant other is the Dr

[nursegif]

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT IT’S A QUIET NIGHT

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

Y'all why is this radiology book so sassy.

[egpunk]

Yeah that’s about right.

[lifeofamedstudent]

Friend: wow I’m so tired Me, med student: tired? 😂😂 I’m never tired 💪 rotations all day everyday! 💯👌 Library is my second home 🙏🏡❤ ATP what’s keeping me going! 🏃🔥 MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL 👑💯

[collegiate-confession]

im screaming this is so good