i just really love hermitcraft

Salem / 22 / He/Him / Aro

[stimangel]

Aromatic Pyke stimboard for @thewildsalem!

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[thewildsalem]

It’s lovely, thank you so much!!! :D

[jeremyjohnirons]

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

[roach-works]

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

[ekjohnston]

This is pretty much the only fanon idea I have ever decided to hold personally true. I love it. It is the best.

[liminalcritter]

other emoji ideas / requests. obv no need to do all of these i just was struck with such inspiration

- xbcrafted pweading emoji and/or xb being grabbed like a squeaky toy

- joel (specifically hc11 skin) pointing at himself like the "shut MY bitch ass up?" image

- zedaph cartoonishly dizzy

- doc very confused face - watch his hc11e10 video, 49:10 for an incredibly baffled doc

- etho shellshocked soldier meme

- proud of himself keralis

I did, in fact, do all of them

some of these hermits I've never drawn before so that was a fun thing to do!!

[hollowboobtheory]

I support the "fiction isn't real so nothing matters" mindset but tbf at a certain point it can tip over into "the curtains are just blue" territory

[hollowboobtheory]

like yes actually there is a conversation to be had about how a characters actions are framed and how they thematically fit with the rest of the story and it can in fact reflect the author's beliefs. some authors are even trying to make a point

[hollowboobtheory]

not all depiction is glorification but sometimes it is and you need to be able to tell the difference. not because your immortal soul will be tainted by reading The Bad One, but because you need to have reading comprehension skills

[hollowboobtheory]

peer reviewed

[hollowboobtheory]

[animentality]

[lakevida]

screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

[capacity2]

Majority of this website will go to warrrr for coworkers that make everyone’s life miserable bc they’re the coworker who makes everyone’s life miserable

[dykeselfcest]

one of the best things about commie utopia would be that your incompetent coworker could be fired without ruining their life...I spent like 6 extra months with a coworker who fucked everything up constantly because our boss didn't want him to lose his visa and in an ideal world you could be just kind of bad at things without that being grounds for deportation y'know

[mikkeneko]

One argument about UBI I like to make to people is to think of the most unbearable coworker they've ever had, or the worst customer experience they've ever had, and consider whether the world wouldn't actually be a better place if some people simply did not work

[artsyluci]

Gem's gothic bridge

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[arowitharrows]

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

[arowitharrows]

It's June 5th again!

[l3o-draws]

My favourite duo :)

[wasyago]

zedango for a friend

[twolonelystars]

started watching zedaph hc s8 and this is what ive taken away from it so far

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[wasyago]

incredibly low effort do2 slabtek comic...

lil bit of context: i like the headcanon that in the beginning of do2 they weren't yet in any sort of official "relationship". it started developing closer to the middle and end of do2 and in season10. this applies to my previous art too. (mostly bc that's when i got into slabtek. super self indulgent haha ya <3)

[productofaritual]

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

[oswednesday]

discord has turned people into wild animals

[oswednesday]

[fancytrashmaker]

First time posting kinda scared

I feel like it would be sick if Black Tabby games released a tarot deck of the different princess.