auTHentic THorium

[thorium-offical]

Thorium Reactor: Online. Basic I/O System: Operational. Neural Programming: Stable.

Hey! I'm Thorium, the BETTER radioactive element. Uranium can SUCK IT!

OOC: Hey, Cain here- I'm the mod of this, @vanadium-offical, and my main blog, @cain-offical!

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[thorium-offical]

I've decided to contribute to the european perch population. You can blame V453000 from the factorio dev team for that.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Ig sure

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[unshipper-offical]

THANK GODS THIS BLOG IS STILL ALIVE

[charlie-kirk-official]

unship me with someone.

[thorium-offical]

that bullet

[mao-the-dong-offical]

@officalverse-politics-offical a proposal for how the Officalverse looks:

[officalverse-politics-offical]

I see no problems with this. Would you like to raise this to Parliament to make it officaly our map?

[mao-the-dong-offical]

No, I will raise it directly to Red Moon @nug-offical. Should this be our offical map?

[nug-offical-deactiv]

Yes it shall. Each one is a county, each one with a number. Each party may select a county to oversee. I will oversee Kala, the one with the airport.

[virgil-sanders-offical]

The lil backwards F at the top is the Sandersverse or whatever we're calling it. Unless everyone has a different region they want

@roman-sanders-offical @logan-sanders-offical @patton-sanders-offical @janus-sanders-offical @remus-sanders-offical @the-remy-offical @cartoontherapy-offical any objections???

[mao-the-dong-offical]

We will have 6 regions:

@the-remy-offical

[thorium-offical]

requesting residence in Gay so i may run the nuclear plant, Red Sun.

[thorium-offical]

Hey girl (gender neutral), are you a viral YouTube video? Because I’d like to put you in a reactor.

dont threaten me with a good time

[thorium-offical]

You wanna come over to my house and snort ranch w/ me???

No

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

Oh, no. Three ghosts per reblog! As of posting this reply, we’re at (checks notes) 75 ghosts and counting

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

well. um. lot more than 75, now

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #is three the limit? /End ID]

[saros-system]

This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

[thorium-offical]

287370 as of this rb

[thorium-offical]

youve heard of liberty biberty now get ready for liberal biberal

[cleaning-spray-offical]

Felt cute idk might have a mental breakdown later

[thorium-offical]

bestie you offically need to use some cleaning spray on yo mirror 😭

[thorium-offical]

[Cetacean needed]

[tired-shipper]

Tumblr culture : "please don’t give this notes"

[tired-shipper]

I have regrets

[do-not-u-dare]

You are so gonna regret this thing.

[femboy-offical]

I summon the Officalverse

[tired-shipper]

NO

[femboy-offical]

YES

[alvy-ingenerum-deactivated20260]

💕 @tagging-officals-offical

[tired-shipper]

I hate you all

[definitely-ao3-offical]

heyo didnt know this existed

[tired-shipper]

DON'T BRING IT BACK???

[skyan-official]

IGNORE THE LAST POST BRING IT BACK >:3 EHEHEHEHEHE

[thorium-offical]

bringing it back >:P