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please how does no one know what im talking about

#i know im not dreaming #when u get a large tattoo and they put the saniderm on it?????#and after a day or so it gets the lil bubble of plasma/ink/bl**d/etc #that is what i call the ink sack

messybouquetoflilies

passenger princess, but i got put in the trunk for being annoying :(

#isabella

you guys ever get a tattoo and just immediately start diddling with your ink sack? just me?

🪳📢🐩

are you having a stroke?? should we call life alert

honestly if they opened a real jurassic park i think i’d still go. just for the bit

technofinch

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

#religion #what else lmk

kleefkruid

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

that-house

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

#tw violence #life is all fun and games until you’re a lil too hot and contemplating committing a crime

definitely just watched someone order a triple shot espresso and mix it with pre workout. dudes gonna be able to hear colors and see noises

#food #i guess

macbethheadband

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

crowlixcx

saying 'can I be really annoying for a sec' as if I'm not fucking irritating for the other 86399 seconds of the day

#isabella #she’s gonna say some fuck ass shit about this

vinceaddams

I love it when bread is small and round and has stuff inside it. The perfect food in every regard except for how much effort it is to make.

#im hungry #food

alright like this if you want a potential friend in your potential dms potentially

finally remembered my wifi pw and it feels so good to not have to look at grey lil boxes and wait for messages to load for 10 fucking minutes

if there’s one thing about me its that ive fucked around enough and haven’t found a single thing out. i think thats pretty sick of me. my names jake but you can call me jt :)

gh -> @somehowhome

#:)#vc.intro

hello sharks i am asking for an uber to run me over and then back me over on this fine wednesday afternoon

#this is my intro #take it or leave it

the-smart-name

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