yknow those big green dudes

yep that’s them

[ripempezardexerox]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

divine right of mayors...

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[toskarin]

god mayor of new york city

[milksockets]

joan steiner in art to wear - julie schafler dale (1986)

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

[mattressblowoutsale]

Kramer: will you STOP IT man?? you’re a slave to the APPARATUS! Its…its…its PERVERSE

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

[crisis-actor]

[goodposts]

[l0stvegas]

[sufficientlylargen]

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

[pxlestine]

[cormcobsh]

why he kissing like he the woman 🙄

[aflo]

[suppermariobroth]

How to see the hidden toy train in Super Mario Galaxy: in the first mission of Toy Time Galaxy, proceed until the first Spring Mushroom, but don’t get it. Scale the next ledge using wall jumps, then at the second Spring Mushroom, take the conveyor belt to the right and jump onto the orange block. The train is under the ramp, use first-person view to see it.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[anarchistmemedistro]

we’ve finally created The Torment Nexus from classic novel “Dont Create The Torment Nexus”!

[bismuth-209]

look at our new creation, the Marco Torment Nexus from the acclaimed novel "Marco Hates the Torment Nexus"!

[awesome-240984568-deactivated20]

[rockdistributor100]

[beargirlstink]

[thottybrucewayne]

I'm getting sick of yall a lil bit. Shut up.

[astrobstrd]

Not consuming any news about US politics aside from memes that portray Biden as an Irish nationalist for the next two years so when I go to vote in 2024 I unironically believe this is who I'm voting for