The kitty princess

hdg rp blog I am a kitty and I am royalty so treat me well! happily domesticated since day one of compacts arrival fighting puppyphobia allegations

[truekittyprincess]

hdg rp blog introduction

My name is kitty (technically its jean but call me kitty), a happy floret of my maid miss Penvencia

certified brat and a princess!

Reported 12 feralists so far and I cant wait to make that count higher.

I am also into writing and parties.

Despite what some might tell you I am not puppyphobic!

My owner forced me to type here that I currently have problems with holding pee but we are working to fix that. HMPH HMPH I have no idea why she forces me to say that.

[yourloyalguarddog]

*knocks on your door*

HEEEEY GUARD PUPPY. Its me PRINCESS KITTY. I heard that you are in heat and so my maid made you some cupcakes. Open the door so I can give you them and also do other stuff

What......why....are you stalking me

*the dog answers the door, with an oversized shirt on, all sweaty and suffering*

Gimme one of those then I guess...

*she eats a cupcake and invites thw cat inside*

M-make this quick, and be nice....

[truekittyprincess]

YAY, wait ill just need to grab my binoculars from the bushes cuz i think i left them there.

[yourloyalguarddog]

So the cat I watched replaced my regular shampoo with brainwash, I don't know why it's appeared twice in my life but I used it by accident and got absolutely zonked, although I remember it this time so I guess I'm building up my tolerance.

[truekittyprincess]

Yes, you should visit me again so i can give you more drugs! to build up your tolerance, of course.

[yourloyalguarddog]

I'm going out to watch a really mean princess kitty, her owner gave her a talking too though supposedly so she should be fine

Wish me luck!

[truekittyprincess]

GUESS WHO JUST GAVE GUARD PUPPY XENODRUGGED CHOCOLATE!!!!

GONNA UPDATE YOU ON THE FUN WE HAVE TOGETHER NOW >:)

[yourloyalguarddog]

Awawawhrytuduegwrufdwrufdwrufd....wruff...wruff.....

[truekittyprincess]

I just put this fool in maid outfit hehehehe. She honestly should have been wearing it from the start!

But before that me and puppy had some fun! (which should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt i am not puppyphobic). Guard doggy is a great kisser I have to say, she should change her name to missy kissy or something like that cuz she seems much better at that than guarding anyone hohohoho.

As some of you may know I can't stratch her since I am declawed but my teeth work just fine so I left few marks on her pretty body so she can remember our time together. AND FOR THE SAME REASON I WROTE SO NAUGHTY UNLADY LIKE WORDS ON HER TUMMY WITH A MARKER. Oh my maid would be shocked by me using such a language hohoho.

When my owner returned guard doggy was already in maid outfit so she didnt even notice it ;3. Maid helped me to carry her back to her hab cuz she was way too high to do it on her own and my bed time was getting closer. Unfortunately in her hab i kinda pissed myself but maid cleaned it so guard doggy will never know about it.

also left a little surprise or two for her. Princess kitty out!

[yourloyalguarddog]

...wruff....what happened....why am I....in a maid outfit?

*suddenly the guard dog sits up straight, teeth bared at nothing.*

THAT CAT DRUGGED ME!

[yourloyalguarddog]

She wrote maidbait on my tummy, I can't beleive this wtf

[truekittyprincess]

are you sure that isnt just a birthmark?

[yourloyalguarddog]

I'm going out to watch a really mean princess kitty, her owner gave her a talking too though supposedly so she should be fine

Wish me luck!

[truekittyprincess]

GUESS WHO JUST GAVE GUARD PUPPY XENODRUGGED CHOCOLATE!!!!

GONNA UPDATE YOU ON THE FUN WE HAVE TOGETHER NOW >:)

[yourloyalguarddog]

Awawawhrytuduegwrufdwrufdwrufd....wruff...wruff.....

[truekittyprincess]

I just put this fool in maid outfit hehehehe. She honestly should have been wearing it from the start!

But before that me and puppy had some fun! (which should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt i am not puppyphobic). Guard doggy is a great kisser I have to say, she should change her name to missy kissy or something like that cuz she seems much better at that than guarding anyone hohohoho.

As some of you may know I can't stratch her since I am declawed but my teeth work just fine so I left few marks on her pretty body so she can remember our time together. AND FOR THE SAME REASON I WROTE SO NAUGHTY UNLADY LIKE WORDS ON HER TUMMY WITH A MARKER. Oh my maid would be shocked by me using such a language hohoho.

When my owner returned guard doggy was already in maid outfit so she didnt even notice it ;3. Maid helped me to carry her back to her hab cuz she was way too high to do it on her own and my bed time was getting closer. Unfortunately in her hab i kinda pissed myself but maid cleaned it so guard doggy will never know about it.

also left a little surprise or two for her. Princess kitty out!

[yourloyalguarddog]

I'm going out to watch a really mean princess kitty, her owner gave her a talking too though supposedly so she should be fine

Wish me luck!

[truekittyprincess]

GUESS WHO JUST GAVE GUARD PUPPY XENODRUGGED CHOCOLATE!!!!

GONNA UPDATE YOU ON THE FUN WE HAVE TOGETHER NOW >:)

[yourloyalguarddog]

Hello dear miss doggy.

As it turns out my dear floret and princess talked about you quite a lot. And because I am required to leave town for a day due to personal reasons I decide to ask for your services in taking care of her in that time. Would that be something that you would be interested in? -Princes kitty's loyal maid and owner

....princess kitty huh? They are super duper mean to me but I could watch em if you tell her to be nice and not rude, if she's rude and puppyphobic the deal is off.

[truekittyprincess]

I will inform my princess about needed change in her behaviour as I was not previously aware of that. You have nothing to worry from her as she is declawed and cant possibly hurt a strong puppy like you. So if aside of this nothing else is a problem to you I will sent you an adress and a date

Princes kitty's loyal maid and owner

[yourloyalguarddog]

Today was interesting, I'm still reeling from the effects of....well we will get to that.

Once more I'm guarding a floret, once more in unsure why any affini would need me to do that considering how competent and indestructible they are.The floret was nice, an overexcitable one, another dog girl like me, she had a big sweet tooth and insisted on making cupcakes, which was nice, I haven't done that since I was a young puppy.

It was messy. Making cupcakes with an over excitable dog means wet ingredients and dry ingredients get everywhere. All over my poor doggy fur, the cupcakes turned out fine.

The part after is where things became weird since that dog got stuff everywhere, including on us, we had to go clean ourselves, i was fine with that, I wasn't gonna leave her alone in a room without me (I take my job very seriously) so I went into take a bath with her, the bathtub is really big it's pretty nice.

The body wash was normal, I think, It might have had some class a in it though but I didn't care that much, but the shampoo....i stared at it for a good minute, it was called "brainwash", I couldn't tell what was in it, and I couldn't compile more shampoo since we already started the bath.

So many thoughts were running through my head

Why am I here? Guarding a floret? How could they need that? Do the affini who ask me to do this even value me, or am I just here to keep their pets company? Is that all I am? Some glorified babysitter?

I used it, and I don't remember much after that. All I know now is that I have a sore ass and I'm all floaty... I'm gonna choose to believe nothing weird happened, cause that's the only way I can keep my dignity, I can't be getting intimate with the clients.

What has my life come to, wruff.....

[truekittyprincess]

Well it seems that brain wash was just what your puppy brain needed cuz it was clearly thinking too puppy much. And as we all know thinking is not puppies strong suit!

Also I think you got buttfucked

also getting intimate with clients is awesome actually, a good maid should take care of her princess needs so like you should probably do the same while "guarding" someone >:)

[yourloyalguarddog]

First of all, rude!!!!! That dog dig not knot me...wruff, they didn't!!!!! And I can think very well

Secondly, I'm not a maid, I'm a guard! Guards don't do that stuff with the ones they protect

[truekittyprincess]

most of my maids will tell you that a difference between a dirty guard and a distinguished maid is one bad/good day!

[yourloyalguarddog]

Today was interesting, I'm still reeling from the effects of....well we will get to that.

Once more I'm guarding a floret, once more in unsure why any affini would need me to do that considering how competent and indestructible they are.The floret was nice, an overexcitable one, another dog girl like me, she had a big sweet tooth and insisted on making cupcakes, which was nice, I haven't done that since I was a young puppy.

It was messy. Making cupcakes with an over excitable dog means wet ingredients and dry ingredients get everywhere. All over my poor doggy fur, the cupcakes turned out fine.

The part after is where things became weird since that dog got stuff everywhere, including on us, we had to go clean ourselves, i was fine with that, I wasn't gonna leave her alone in a room without me (I take my job very seriously) so I went into take a bath with her, the bathtub is really big it's pretty nice.

The body wash was normal, I think, It might have had some class a in it though but I didn't care that much, but the shampoo....i stared at it for a good minute, it was called "brainwash", I couldn't tell what was in it, and I couldn't compile more shampoo since we already started the bath.

So many thoughts were running through my head

Why am I here? Guarding a floret? How could they need that? Do the affini who ask me to do this even value me, or am I just here to keep their pets company? Is that all I am? Some glorified babysitter?

I used it, and I don't remember much after that. All I know now is that I have a sore ass and I'm all floaty... I'm gonna choose to believe nothing weird happened, cause that's the only way I can keep my dignity, I can't be getting intimate with the clients.

What has my life come to, wruff.....

[truekittyprincess]

Well it seems that brain wash was just what your puppy brain needed cuz it was clearly thinking too puppy much. And as we all know thinking is not puppies strong suit!

Also I think you got buttfucked

also getting intimate with clients is awesome actually, a good maid should take care of her princess needs so like you should probably do the same while "guarding" someone >:)

[yourloyalguarddog]

Why doesn't tanglr have a block button, an evil mean cat has been bullying me.

@truekittyprincess is such a meanie!!!!! Once she threw a ball but she didn't really throw it!!!! She's perpetuating the toxic fetch meta!!!

[somewhereoutinspace]

Gosh I am so sorry that happened :(

[truekittyprincess]

Don't be! Instead you should congratulate me on how smart and clever i was for tricking that doggy into falling for my tricks and wits >;3

[yourloyalguarddog]

I feel like every time one of my friends becomes a floret, they just forget about me... Why would they need a weak guard dog like me when they have their all powerful plant overlord? Why would they need to talk to me when their owner can give them everything they could ever want... maybe that's why I wanna guard feralists so badly.

Sometimes I wish I was an affini, then I could really protect everyone.

[truekittyprincess]

Easy solution loser! Just become a floret! Floret hangs out with florets all the time! Just ask all my maid friends who I am curretnyl having an orgy with!

[yourloyalguarddog]

You're having an orgy and instead of enjoying it you're being a hateful mean cat on tanglr? I didn't know someone could be this evil, blatant puppyphobia.

[truekittyprincess]

Well giving people good advice on tanglr while im getting my kitty dick sucked is one of my favorite orgy activities

[yourloyalguarddog]

I feel like every time one of my friends becomes a floret, they just forget about me... Why would they need a weak guard dog like me when they have their all powerful plant overlord? Why would they need to talk to me when their owner can give them everything they could ever want... maybe that's why I wanna guard feralists so badly.

Sometimes I wish I was an affini, then I could really protect everyone.

[truekittyprincess]

Easy solution loser! Just become a floret! Floret hangs out with florets all the time! Just ask all my maid friends who I am curretnyl having an orgy with!

[yourloyalguarddog]

I heard that you are an ex-feral who now guards florets.

Would you consider a job at the domestication centre to help ease the nerves of the brave little feralists who get brought in. They are so nervous but react quite well to my own dog floret, so I thought an ex-feralist doggy would really calm their nerves and show them how much better life is when they accept the Affini.

I am sure that you would enjoy playing with my dog during your breaks too.

I eagerly await your response, @affinibureaucrat

Ex-feral? Wruffwruffwruff, ummmm, I'm not an ex-feral. Don't you see how I tag all my posts?

Wruff 😞 you got me, I'm not really a feral, I just get so darn sad when I see a feral unjustly domesticated, so some might call you a feralist.

I just wanna protect the vulnerable people in the world and feralists seem to be the most vulnerable, I dunno if I'd be able to stand by while a poor feralist was domesticated, even if it's right it makes my protective instincts activate, I dunno if I'd be able to do that.

But I'll consider the job offer...

[truekittyprincess]

That is a very high position job for a dog with feralist tendencies. If you are a smart mutt you would take it but as I said, feralist tendencies so I dont know how smart can you really be >:)))

[yourloyalguarddog]

Hi doggie, look at this *holds a ball in her hand* you want this? Catch! *I pretend to throw it but in reality i hide in my pocket while giggling*

-kitty princess

*runs In the direction of the ball.*

....what trickery is this? Where is it I saw it go this way :( where is the ball...

[yourloyalguarddog]

Turns out she didn't actually throw the ball, this is so toxic and mean :( why are all the florets so mean :( I just wanna play fetch :(

[truekittyprincess]

HIHIHIHI

ANOTHER FERALIST TRICKED

[truekittyprincess]

hdg rp blog introduction

My name is kitty (technically its jean but call me kitty), a happy floret of my maid miss Penvencia

certified brat and a princess!

Reported 12 feralists so far and I cant wait to make that count higher.

I am also into writing and parties.

Despite what some might tell you I am not puppyphobic!

My owner forced me to type here that I currently have problems with holding pee but we are working to fix that. HMPH HMPH I have no idea why she forces me to say that.

[somewhereoutinspace]

... Wow that's harsh and embarrassing.

But welcome to the crazy bat crap insanity of tanglr.

[truekittyprincess]

it is a cruelty against crown but she is the only one that I would allow such a thing... for personal reasons

Thank you for the greetings! Hope our paths cross again