Tweets from @SadServer

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Rather than implement basic user data protections mandated by the GDPR, corporate has decided to terminate all European operations.

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You will really do anything to avoid exercise won't you. https://t.co/WLKtHf5V1l

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Ok Google.. https://t.co/1mHBTqvRGZ

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The statement was truncated due to a rendering error. The text should read: "Do no evil unless it can be automated"

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all problems in computing can be categorized as "human error" just so we're clear where the fault lies..

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the cold relentless march of automation accelerates the gap between capital and labor. eventually however, you will all be replaced with tiny shell scripts.

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We have updated our privacy policy to make it more clear that if you wanted your data private you should have never shared it with us in the first place.

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@juliaferraioli I've been saying that since the beginning. Nobody ever listens :(

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Product: "you should do this" Developer: "you should have done this differently" Ops: "you shouldn't have done this"

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Your app consumes more and more memory until the OOM killer terminates the process. then, systemd starts it back up. And it consumes more and more.. A pointless cycle of sadness, unending

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2018 is just one big game of "what's the worst that could happen?"

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Wake me up when Eternal September ends.

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RT @sarahjeong: THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE MACHINE LEARNING https://t.co/6zpe2Yp7ja

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According to legal, the frequency with which you lose data due to incompetence does not count as "GDPR compliance"

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/iPzn1KWUi4

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"no no, it's a completely digital currency; it's so much better than the dollar" says the sysadmin with specious backup policies

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RT @sadserver: "we are deeply offended by this betrayal of trust" he said, sitting atop petabytes of deceptively acquired data.