Don't worry.

I can dig it.

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ask your doctor what the fuck

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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

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Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

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Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

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this is so fucking funny

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

“aim the drill at the ground and turn it on”

[bidoof]

the global software industry should all unanimously agree to going back to referring to installers as “wizards”, but permanently this time

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You know how 1st world feminists get told that they don’t need feminism? They’re told that they should be glad they’re not “really oppressed” like the women in 3rd world countries. That things could always be worse.

You know what my mother tells me? She says I don’t need feminism because I should be glad I’m born in an urban city of Pakistan. She says, at least I wasn’t born in a rural area where girls are married off to men twice their age. That things could always be worse.

And our house maid, Shabana, who was married to her uncle at 15 and, at 18, has 2 children, she doesn’t even know what feminism is. She was told by her father that she should be glad her husband doesn’t beat her and hasn’t thrown tehzaab (acid) at her. That things could always be worse.

Am I the only one seeing a very disturbing pattern here?

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I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

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I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

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