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So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls back. the squirming— whatever it was— looks like small, dark, fleshy vines— on their fingertips recede(god, had those been inside steve?), and they stand up.]

[they dont say anything yet. they just stare at him expectantly.]

"you will bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

Or better yet! I can bring her to you!

ivxliwh

[ohhh thats not a happy glare.]

uncertifiedsteve

Nooo?~

ivxliwh

"bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

[He taps on the ground softly and the rooms around them begin to shift and move around, overlapping and warping at times. After a short while, it stops, and he stands.]

ivxliwh

[they look around, before looking back at him.]

[they dont exactly want him touching VAL. creepy ass...]

uncertifiedsteve

You’re so impatient. It’s really no fun at all! And tearing me away from a treatment session to hurt me?~

No wonder you’re friends with Valentine…

ivxliwh

"oh, youre so pitiful. I couldve been worse." [sarcasm,,]

[its true though; they couldve been worse. but they wanna get VALENTINE out of here, and STEVE was right about them being impatient.]

uncertifiedsteve

Now then… let’s see… Which room could she possibly be in..?~

ivxliwh

['you know damn well which room shes in—']

uncertifiedsteve

Ah, yes!

[He goes to a door, gets a key out of his pocket, and unlocks the door.]

I’ll leave you to it then! Farewell!~

[And he is gone in an instant. Val should be in the room.]

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls back. the squirming— whatever it was— looks like small, dark, fleshy vines— on their fingertips recede(god, had those been inside steve?), and they stand up.]

[they dont say anything yet. they just stare at him expectantly.]

"you will bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

Or better yet! I can bring her to you!

ivxliwh

[ohhh thats not a happy glare.]

uncertifiedsteve

Nooo?~

ivxliwh

"bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

[He taps on the ground softly and the rooms around them begin to shift and move around, overlapping and warping at times. After a short while, it stops, and he stands.]

ivxliwh

[they look around, before looking back at him.]

[they dont exactly want him touching VAL. creepy ass...]

uncertifiedsteve

You’re so impatient. It’s really no fun at all! And tearing me away from a treatment session to hurt me?~

No wonder you’re friends with Valentine…

ivxliwh

"oh, youre so pitiful. I couldve been worse." [sarcasm,,]

[its true though; they couldve been worse. but they wanna get VALENTINE out of here, and STEVE was right about them being impatient.]

uncertifiedsteve

Now then… let’s see… Which room could she possibly be in..?~

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls back. the squirming— whatever it was— looks like small, dark, fleshy vines— on their fingertips recede(god, had those been inside steve?), and they stand up.]

[they dont say anything yet. they just stare at him expectantly.]

"you will bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

Or better yet! I can bring her to you!

ivxliwh

[ohhh thats not a happy glare.]

uncertifiedsteve

Nooo?~

ivxliwh

"bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

[He taps on the ground softly and the rooms around them begin to shift and move around, overlapping and warping at times. After a short while, it stops, and he stands.]

ivxliwh

[they look around, before looking back at him.]

[they dont exactly want him touching VAL. creepy ass...]

uncertifiedsteve

You’re so impatient. It’s really no fun at all! And tearing me away from a treatment session to hurt me?~

No wonder you’re friends with Valentine…

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls back. the squirming— whatever it was— looks like small, dark, fleshy vines— on their fingertips recede(god, had those been inside steve?), and they stand up.]

[they dont say anything yet. they just stare at him expectantly.]

"you will bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

Or better yet! I can bring her to you!

ivxliwh

[ohhh thats not a happy glare.]

uncertifiedsteve

Nooo?~

ivxliwh

"bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

[He taps on the ground softly and the rooms around them begin to shift and move around, overlapping and warping at times. After a short while, it stops, and he stands.]

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls back. the squirming— whatever it was— looks like small, dark, fleshy vines— on their fingertips recede(god, had those been inside steve?), and they stand up.]

[they dont say anything yet. they just stare at him expectantly.]

"you will bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

Or better yet! I can bring her to you!

ivxliwh

[ohhh thats not a happy glare.]

uncertifiedsteve

Nooo?~

#dr steve

my, valentine sure has interesting taste in friends, doesnt she?

what an interesting fellow.

Very interesting..

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls back. the squirming— whatever it was— looks like small, dark, fleshy vines— on their fingertips recede(god, had those been inside steve?), and they stand up.]

[they dont say anything yet. they just stare at him expectantly.]

"you will bring me to her."

uncertifiedsteve

Or better yet! I can bring her to you!

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

ivxliwh

"I am Death."

[their nails dig into his skin, piercing flesh. something on their fingertips is squirming.]

"and you have a choice, steve. your precious patient, or valentine."

uncertifiedsteve

.. If you let me go, I can get you Valentine.

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

ivxliwh

"do you know what I am, steve? what I am called?"

[both hands grip his face. her grasp is tight. painful.]

uncertifiedsteve

I don't know.

#dr steve

ivxliwh

Ohhh visitorrr!~

@uncertifiedsteve

[WILHELM stares at STEVE. theyve stopped walking.]

[they dont say anything, though. just tilt their head.]

uncertifiedsteve

You really shouldn't be wandering around all by your lonesome!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM doesnt answer immediately. they look disgusted at the very sight of STEVE.]

"you already know why im here, so why bother with that bullshit?"

uncertifiedsteve

How rude!

Of course, I do know what you are here for... Though how you got here is MUCH more intriguing to me!~

ivxliwh

[they dont answer that. they just start walking towards STEVE.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He tuts and creates an invisible wall. He's not done aurafarming talking.]

So impatient! I know that you're one of Valentine's friends, and I know you're here to.. rescue her. But unfortunately, you are not the only one with a noble goal!~

ivxliwh

[eugh. they hate this guy. so. much.]

"'noble'? noble my fucking ass."

uncertifiedsteve

Do you not consider healing to be noble?

ivxliwh

"I dont consider anything you do noble in the slightest."

uncertifiedsteve

What a shame, what a shame!

Is nothing I do for my patient appreciated?~

ivxliwh

[she just looks him up and down; his face says it all.]

uncertifiedsteve

[He pouts.]

And with the fact that I may have finally discovered a possible cure!

ivxliwh

[their face changed from disgusted, to...blank.]

[just..blank.]

[hes free to keep talking about The Cure. theyre clearly feeling..something. hard to tell if its positive or negative.]

uncertifiedsteve

But of course, Valentine had to make her wittle fwends, and get her mentally ill boyfriend and decide that she's not going to help me! This could've been so much easier if she never had me bound! Maybe I would've had more time to find a solution where she doesn't die!

But my patient needs to be cured. And I will be the cure for him!~

[He's so focused on his own voice that he takes down the invisible wall.]

ivxliwh

[WILHELM takes note of that. they take note of that very quickly.]

[almost in a near instant, WILHELM has ran at STEVE, grabbed him by the collar of his little uniform and SLAMMED him into the ground, face first.]

[in the midst of this, their face has opened up, several wings unfurling from beneath the triangle on their forehead. they dont quite..move like wings should, though. they twist and turn and sway like they have no bones. like theyre some odd tentacle things that just look like wings.]

[its best to avoid looking at those at the moment. though WILHELM would appreciate a conversation thats face to face.]

uncertifiedsteve

[Steve's eye lights up with what can only be interpreted as joy.]

My, my... Aren't you something special?~

[He doesn't even seem to care that they've got him down on the ground.]

ivxliwh

[He grabs him by the hair and yanks hard, hard enough to almost pull some of his scalp off.]

[he knows damn well that hes enjoying this. he doesnt quite care.]

[he keeps STEVE pinned down, digging his knee into the base of his spine.]

[their voice sounds different.]

"I believe its for the best that you give me valentine, steve."

uncertifiedsteve

So soon? But you just got here!~

ivxliwh

"if I stay here any longer, ill just do the honors and fix stanford myself."

[they slam STEVE'S head into the floor again. harder, this time.]

uncertifiedsteve

[That one makes him flinch. But otherwise he seems unbothered.]

You? You wouldn't be able to fix him!

ivxliwh

[WILHELM pulls his head back up and makes him look at him.]

[everything else around seems dark. like looking behind your own eyelids. looking into that eye— or is it multiple— feels weird. Its like a brush with death, but longer. longer than just a brush with death.]

"What good does keeping a sickly dog alive, steve?"

[ah. that kind of fix.]

uncertifiedsteve

Hah.. HAHAHA! I don't believe you! I know Valentine! And I know she would never want any of her friends to kill off Stanford!

ivxliwh

"oh, she wouldnt."

[they slam his head into the floor again, harder than last time yet again. then he pulls his head up again.]

"but you dont know me, steve."

[they look dead serious. haha. get it. cause theyre. okay ill shut up]

uncertifiedsteve

[His smile is faltering.]

You can't possibly mean you'd.. kill him.

Even if it goes against what she wants..?

#dr steve

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