prepare for flip & burn

Democratically Elected Evelyn. Involuntarily Conscripted Cassandra. Theoretically on Bluesky, Dreamwidth, and Pillowfort with same username

[seren-starlight]

Me sucking my own dick: I'll bet your precious neural network can't do this!

[seren-starlight]

A lot has changed in two years. AI has improved so much that you can't even get a job sucking your own dick anymore

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[lazyscience]

Taylor Farms recalls salsa and guacamole over salmonella risk | Reuters

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/taylor-farms-pulls-salsa-guacamole-over-salmonella-concerns-bloomberg-news-2026-08-09/

https://www.startribune.com/salmonella-outbreak-minnesota-jalapeno-chipotle-mexican-food/601875105

And the Summer of Shit continues...

[unfuckablebogtroll]

I can probably just make my overnight oats at work 🤔. Put my lil jar of almond milk in the breakroom fridge and keep the dry ingredients on hand and just never ever bring my containers home other than the aforementioned almond milk jar. And then I won’t ever have to get treated like i’m crazy for being mad that someone used the container I specifically asked them never to use to store buffalo sauce, rendering it unusable for oats…

[runawaymarbles]

I don't disagree it's possible to vote out fascists, but I think the real question is whether this accomplishes anything beyond giving them a couple terms' vacation before they can slip back in and pick up right where they left off. Especially in the USA where it seems no amount of Repub fuckups can ever actually put their chances of winning below 50%

I mean it accomplishes getting them out of office, which is extremely fucking important, and then, yes, you have to keep campaigning and voting against them for the rest of your life. There is no one election that is going to #own the other party into not existing anymore.

We vote in every election forever. That is how this works.

If you get tired of that, the fascists are happy to provide an alternative.

[bisexualhunterbiden]

People like anon piss me the fuck off and I'm tired of being nice about it.

You will have to engage in democracy for the rest of your life. You are a citizen, not a subject. Fucking act like it.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

One criticism of From: they’re happy to show you people being torn to bits by monsters but taking off Donna’s shirt to use a defibrillator is tooooo far 😤.

Like i get the necessity of being gentle when pretending to do CPR because obviously you don’t want to hurt the actor, that’s completely reasonable. But the shirt thing pissed me off. Absolutely fine if the actress doesn’t want to do partial frontal nudity, but that’s what a clever angle or a tight overhead shot of the face and maybe shoulders is for. A little creativity guys, come on.

Yeah yeah they’re in a magical hell trap, but Kristi and Marielle would know damn well they need to get that shirt & bra OFF before ⚡️

[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[ismenes]

When my son was about to turn two, strangers would offer condolences. There’s a collective cultural dread of toddlers, who get described more like animals than people. Kids in their "terrible twos," I was warned, are illogical, unregulated, and feral. "Good luck," people would say. "He'll grow out of it."

I'm lucky: My son is a very easygoing kid. But I remember the first tantrum he threw for me. He was standing by our front door and asked to go outside. So I opened the door and grabbed his shoes. But as soon as he stepped onto the porch, he pointed back into the house.

"Inside," he said.

"Okay," I said. I picked him up and brought him inside.

But as soon as I shut the front door, he pointed outside.

"Outside!" he said.

You know where this is going. We went back and forth, inside and outside, again and again. He got more frustrated. And I got more frustrated. Eventually he wound up straddling the threshold of our house, sobbing. When I tried to comfort him, he screamed at me. "You go wherever you want!" I said. He just got madder. I felt trapped, convinced he’d concocted the whole episode as a pretext to unleash his rage at me. It was ridiculous. I consoled myself with the thought that he was just being a toddler.

But later I kept thinking about him wailing at our front door, one foot inside, one foot outside. His misery wasn't unreasonable, or trivial, or silly. My son was experiencing the agony of wanting two things that were impossible to have at the same time. What a fundamentally human sorrow! My son wasn't being a toddler; he was being a person. Adults may not walk around howling, but that same pain rages within us. In that moment, as a father, I was powerless to solve my son's problem. I told him he could go wherever he wanted, but of course I was wrong. To be where he wanted was impossible.

Make Believe: On Telling Stories to Children by Mac Barnett

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.

My favorite part is the sink.

Details of a recipe book.

All the details in tiny glass beads.

Love the pie in the oven.

Love this so much.

No wonder it took 5 yrs.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/34855?

[skodasforge]

At the risk of getting myself mad again, it is kind of wild that the 911 program on the American Broadcast Channel created an entire episode where the character whose most defining line is “love me anyway” got loved anyway and it was just setup to make the guy who loved him anyway that whole episode walk out the door and then for the next 2 seasons, he’s, like, barely tolerated by the people around him.

[unfuckablebogtroll]

The vibe switch when shuffle mode goes from Noah Kahan Willing and Able to Megan Thee Stallion Thot Shit

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do europeans know about beverage drive thrus

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

loving all the confused americans and non-confused australians

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Semifinals

DR PEPPER VS SPRITE

DR PEPPER

SPRITE

Voting ended onAug 9

[rxmaxz]

i drew rose in her boom town outfit bc it’s so cute anyway i love her so much 🥹

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[unfuckablebogtroll]

Where in the fuck does PODS get off with these prices????