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Democratically Elected Evelyn. Involuntarily Conscripted Cassandra. Theoretically on Bluesky, Dreamwidth, and Pillowfort with same username

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SPICE GIRLS at THE BRIT AWARDS 1997

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everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

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If you're near the path of totality, do yourself a favor and get to somewhere totality will be achieved for the maximum time possible (a minute or more, preferably). There is a MASSIVE difference in the experience of totality and anything less.

Is it worth it, for such a brief moment? ABSOLUTELY! Trust me, you will remember that moment for the rest of your life.

Totality in a parking lot. (My photo.)

It's ONLY safe to look at the sun during totality — even in the seconds before and after, you can damage your eyes without eclipse glasses. But you DO want to remove your eclipse glasses during totality!

But if you're in that less-than-100% area and can't travel to see totality, it's definitely still worth going outside for! Wear eclipse glasses! Or you can quickly make a simple pin projector with two sheets of paper and a pin/thumbtack, or just grab a colander from the kitchen, take it outside and you will be able to see the eclipse indirectly.

IMPORTANT NOTE: The sun will be low in the sky during this eclipse in sub-polar regions.

"This means that across the European continent—and particularly in Spain—skywatchers will need to make sure they have a clear line of sight toward the western horizon. There is a risk that people’s view of the eclipse may be blocked by hills, buildings, trees, and other obstructions." (x)

More info at:

10 Things About the August 2026 Total Solar Eclipse

It’s the first totality on Earth for 28 months. Overall, a billion people will fall under the Moon’s shadow on August 12, 2026.

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[fookinstevienicks]

AI users are the whiniest, cringiest, most pathetic fucking losers I've ever seen

and some of y'all say you don't care as long as you get your slop fanfics!

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i still find it so genuinely Weird when i think about the fact that fat people irl are a rather common occurrence. your family, your friends, your coworkers, people on the bus, random passerbys - there are fat people there. usually often. but when you look at Any form of media - movies, tv shows, video games, books are more complicated as not a visual medium but there too, fat people are almost nonexistent. one fat person for the whole movie. one fat person in the background of your fictional city. this is so insanely unrealistic but at the same time nobody comments on this and "we" accept it as normal!! and then people even think their own fatness makes them into some rare failure instead of one of the incredibly common body situations. crazy

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The best trait a man can have is a sturdy and robust hole

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today's twitter discourse is that women are incapable of enjoying anal sex, and thus anal sex is abusive, in case you were curious.

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My favourite part was the one person who said it's different when a man takes it up the butt cause men apparently have a biological butthole advantage

[animentality]

women and men cannot compete side by side in the anal sex olympics because men have a clear biological advantage!!!

female sphincters are delicate and soft and not made for the stress of anything beyond taco bell.

male sphincters, however, are made to take a pounding 🥴

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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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